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Name: Ian

Age: 23

Interest: Game Programming

Job: Full-Time Weeb

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Sex: Gay

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Uga Buga Uga:

Never ♥♥♥♥ with the rarest pepe in town! This menance will come from the shadows and obtain your biggest life supply in your life!! THE LIVER . But it doesn't do this by random. It lurks in your closet once Uga detects your social life. If you don't have a real waifu or bae, then R.I.P to your insides! What he'll do is still unknown but investigators had witnessed him putting some sort of uga buga uga branded alchohol to numb the pain of your depression. Then he slide in those DM's and goes to exquisite websites to help a ♥♥♥♥♥ out. He then slides out of yo DM's and takes his slimy rare pepe hands and take the best liver you GOTTEN. Watch out, he could be right in your closet today :~:

The Nut Busta

Did you ever have a feeling of who was your real daddy? Well sadly your dad is LYING to you. The true father of all time is your one and only. NUTBUSTA. This dude has always been ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ your ♥♥♥♥♥. Even yo side ♥♥♥♥♥. Here how he does it. Once yo "daddy" almost bust that nut. He freezes time and starts ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ yo mom and bustin that nut. Then he resumes time and BAM. The illusion. Now your asking, how many nuts can he hold? NONE. He has all the NUT. Your talking to the god of BUSTING NUTS. DONT ♥♥♥♥ WITH THIS DUDE, HE ♥♥♥♥ U UP

The Human Couchtato

I know yo ♥♥♥♥♥ ass needs a seat. Ever heard of the best comfortable peice of furniture in existence? Nah bruh not that memory foam ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. Im talking REAL ♥♥♥♥! THE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ FAT FOAM ♥♥♥♥! This peice of 400 pound ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ provides you with the WARMEST EXPERIENCE EVER! You can even talk to him too! Although you must supply him the following when in need for intake! INGREDIENTS: WATERMELON, CHICKEN, and SOME GRAP SODA! He might retaliate because of his past experience of freedom. BUT SHOW NO LONGER! ORDER RIGHT NOW AND ILL THROW YOU A WHIP. ABSOLUTELY FREE!!!! DO IT FOR 19.95 NAOO!!

Donald Clinton

Aye look. We all know about this presidental debate. Its basically either choosing Donald Trumpet or the lovely Hillary "ima flick my" Cliton. I mean they both are cancerous right?? NOW WHY NOT MAKE THEM MORPH TOGETHER!!!? These ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ combined can really make America great again. First in office, Donald Cliton will first lie about ANYTHING related to Taxes, Healthcare, and sum otha ♥♥♥♥. Then he'll grab his perfect 900 mile ♥♥♥♥ and SPREAD THAT ♥♥♥♥ ALL OVA THE BORDER OF MEXICO! Creating a free and safe enviornment for our americans. DONE RIGHT? WRONG! It takes 420 days to grow Mr. or Mrs. or WHATEVER, IT DOESNT MATTER CUZ GENITALIA DOESNT EQUAL GENDER RIGHT?!?!?! THAT MEANS HES A SHEMALE DEMI LONG DONG Kin. You know, the rare ones. Anyways, It takes Donald around 2 years to regrow that long ass dill. Then after those 2 years, he'll start puttin it in the American ♥♥♥♥♥. Aka in Texas! Cuz TEXAS IS NUTHIN BUTT ♥♥♥♥♥ ASS ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. THEN DR. CLINTON WILL SPREAD HIS LOAD AND CREATE A NEW WORLD ORDER! A NEW CITY FULL OF ITS CHILDREN. Love and respect our lord and saviour. AMEN!

Sponge Lynch

Under the depths of the seven seas lies a sponge in the bottom of the ocean. It's sad because its dead. OR IS IT? WELCOME TO LYNCH BOTTOM ♥♥♥♥♥ where the sponge acts like he knocked THE ♥♥♥♥ OUT but under his holes, are TINY ROPES READY TO RING AROUND YOUR PENCIL LONG NECK and begin to SQUEEZE the ♥♥♥♥ out of it. But with all Sponges, some migh not survive in gay weather, or they just cant lure anyone in. So HE TRANSFORMS TO DOLPHIN and starts to seduce all the fish by creating a holo image OF A PINEAPPLE. ♥♥♥♥♥♥ LOVE PINEAPPLE. Well then, the fish see bait, spongedolphin prays on bait, THEN HE BEGINS TO MASTERBAIT CREATING A ORGASMIC FLASHBANG THAT BLINDS ANY CREATURE IN SIGHT AND BEGINS TO ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ HANGED THEM DRY! This is... the SPONGELYNCH

LiLHawk45

LiLH4WK45 is one of the baddest ♥♥♥♥♥♥ in the city. What makes this puny little ♥♥♥♥ the best of the best? Simple. He brutually stabs the softest ♥♥♥♥♥♥ by THE MOWHAWK ITSELF! DON'T COME RUNNIN' UP ON MR. LILH4WK45 NOW! THE NUMBER 45 IS HOW MANY HE'S KILLED AND IF YOU EVEN DARE TO RUN UP ON HIM WITH YO OVERWATCH, "Come on man, please switch to another hero. I dont wanna hurt your feelings" SOFT ASS, YOU'LL MAKE LiLH4WK45 be a LiLH4WK46! NOW APPROACH LiLH4WK with yo chest up high or else yo chest will lay on the ground with a big ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ in it. Choose wisely