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hello! sorry for scare, but just notice profile on the Steam Community. you know how hard it are to find girls who play video game nowadays??? well, Im glad I stumble apon this little prof cause I gotta say.... ur prety cute!! ^ ((sorry for scare, no trouble ) well... I was wondering if u wanted to play tf2 with me (Im a plat sniper, so I can carry my little princes if need. =-}) CUZ I really want someone to pub wit me.. hey hey, maybe even I could get you unusual as little gift. you like Buring? Me too, me too. anyways any, do you maybe have Skype? (no scare. no scare, I iust like meating eye to eye.) if we skype, I think we could have some good buddy commucation. :)) ( i can even turn down my dubstep music in the background if you want...) add me if you want please, I jsit need friend maybe even girlfriend, to play video with.m I can be the perfect guy for you, trust!! ill buy whatever, do whatever, okay?? jsit pick up that phone and CALL. :)

We aren't ashamed of being 5'10", no we aren't your "little pogchamp" we are KiNGS baby.

typical ukranian low iq monkey(probably; I hope so -alredy dead or executed in war by brave, soviet, russian solders), has one cell less than others third class imigrant slaves, bich get raped by lvl 3 on faceit and start cryin and screaming to his moma(to green) about excuses and bad players around, tupycal ukranian pig without support from nato hehehe

And what's more? I laugh at guys like you. When you cry about how much girls treat you bad, and wonder why they can't just see that you're a nice guy who would always treat them right? I nod and tell you to hang in there, you'll find someone right for you someday, don't give up hope man. But inside? I'm laughing my ass off at you you pathetic ♥♥♥♥. Every girl you set your sights on, who isn't a disgusting pig-monster, I'm going to ♥♥♥♥ 6 ways from sunday before you even tell her you think she's cute. I won't bother trying when you finally settle for that 350 pound girl who works at hardees, you can have that. Anything else I'm going to ♥♥♥ on her face before you get those lips near it. And the biggest reason I laugh? It's not me doing all this. It's the girls. When you cry about how lonely you are? Or talk about how you just want to curl up and disappear, and all that emo ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥?

Hey dude my wife kelsey keeps playing video games with you late at night and laughing a ton. Just wondering if youre her cousin like she says! Get back to me when you can!!!