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4.1 hrs on record (3.9 hrs at review time)
Hello everybody, my name is Markiplier and welcome to Five Nights at Freddy's, an indie horror game that you guys suggested, in mass, and I saw that Yamimash played it and he said it was really really good... So I'm very eager to see what is up. And that is a terrifying animatronic bear! "Family pizzeria looking for security guard to work the nightshift." Oh...12 a.m. The first night. If I didn't wanna stay the first night, why would I stay any more than... five... Why I stay any more than two- hello? Okay... Hello?... Hello? Oh, oh I can't move. That is a creepy skull, there's creepy things on the wall. Oh, hello. Hi! Hi!!! Ugh..Ah...Hm? Uugh! U-hu-hu... Eh... Okay, sounds g- Okay... Mm-hm. Okay. Uughuh! Yeah! Okay! Okay... No they.. Ugh... THE BITE?! What bite!? WHY?! Oh, OH! Oh, I get it. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Yeah! Ugh! Oh, why... What happened? THAT'S NOT GOOD... GOOD NIGHT?! OH NO... OH THAT'S BAD! I understand what I need to do. I need to watch the cams so that they don't come after m- ONE'S MISSING!! OH, HI! There you are, pretty bunny thing... Okay... Okay, okay, I get it, I get it, I get it, where'd you go? You're still there? Alright, you stay there. I don't know if it's good that you're staring at me! Oh my god. I thought it was weird that I couldn't move, but this is totally different... than any horror game I've ever played. So what you gotta do in case you're not getting it is you gotta watch the cameras to make sure they don't come by- and you only got a little much power- Is he still there? Hi, you're still there. Wait a minute, what, DID YOU MOVE?! Okay, you didn't move. You don't move neither... You don't move nothing... If I see you moving... I don't wanna see anything...Oh-oh-oh MY GOD! TERRIFYING! Why do I leave the doors open, why isn't there enough power? Hi, okay, you moved again. Hi. What are you doing there? Might be getting a little close to me... Uh-oh, oh, oh no, OH NO, NO, NOOO! No-no-no... Nooo, no, no, no, close it EHHH close it, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥! Eh. YOU'LL NEVER GET ME! Okay, you're over there, alright...It's okay. Why can't I even have enough power for lights? Stay right there you douchebag! You stay right the F there... ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥! That is like- this is like the most terrifying game I've ever played! They're gonna pop out at me! Oh god, he's gone. Hi. Okay. You're just gonna alternate between the two places, it's totally fine. Your other friends, they ain't moving. They ain't moving much. I see where I am. You're not near me. So, that's good. Just gonna p-periodically check... How much longer do I need- I need last to 6 a.m. Oh god, am I gonna have enough power? Oh god, if I run out of power will they be able to get me? Oh god... You stay right there! Why am I still using some power? Oh god... Seriously, I w-... this is like... this is like... bad! Okay, you're still there, okay. This is the first night, they said it should be easy the first night so I'm only assuming one of em... is gonna wandering around, and it's just a creepy bunny guy. ♪{Happy fun time at Freddy's... fun land... having such a wonderful time...}♪ Okay, still there? Okay, you're still there... and I'm gonna name you... Bunny... Boliday- OH GOD WHERE'D YOU GO?! Oh god, is he here? Hello? Where'd he go? Hi again, okay. You stay right the F there! I don't want to have to deal with you. Probably shouldn't do that, I need to conserve power. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ that was like half the damn thing the- I think the doors were down. Still there? Okay... Okay... Okay! I hear that... I HEAR THAT! OH GOD! WHERE'S THE OTHER ONE?! WHERE IS HE?! U-UGH! U-UGH! WHERE IS HE?! Where'd he go? Where'd he go, where'd he go, where are both of them, both of th- Hi, you're really close to me! Oh god, it's not 6 a.m. yet? Hi. Okay. So I think I just need to keep the left door closed? (Crying) NOT OKAY NOT OKAY! Is he behind that door? No, where'd he go? Where'd- AH! OH HI HI HI HI HI HI OKAY, OKAY, I DON'T HAVE MUCH POWER LEFT. What are you gonna do? Is the other one still there? U-ugh! HI... Oh, you moved again! Where where where where where? (Scared laughing) What do I do? what do I do? OHHH YOU ARE SO RIGHT SO BEHIND THAT DOOR! OH, WHAT HAPPENS IF I OPEN THE DOOR?! I'm gonna run out of power. Oh, I'm gonna run out of power! Is he there? I don't wanna die, I don't wanna die... I don't wanna die... AH, ONE PERCENT POWER! AH! ... Oh NO! OH NO, NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO! Oh no no no no no no... HIIII! OH, GAWD DAMMIT! HOW'RE YOU DOING?! H-ugh... H-ugh, did I make it? Did I make it?! Yeah-ha! Oh god not again! Why would I do this stupid job?! Okay... Okay. So I ran out of power, but... OH HI, HI AGAIN! Do you have any see- sage advice for me? Yep. Okay, yep. I know. Yep. Yep yep yep, what I can do for you? I know! Oh god... Hi. What? No. Ugh-h! Of course! UGH-GH! UHH! Where's Pirate Cove? Why are you going to leave me with this? Don't leave me like this! Where's, where's Big Yellow? There's Big Yellow. Is he still there? Is he still there? YES YOU'RE STILL THERE! VERY GOOD! VERY GOOD! Ohhhhh don't like this... Is he still there? I'm so gonna run out of- Okay, he left. Okay. Okay! We're okay, we're gonna be fine. We're gonna be totally fine. We're gonna be fine- hello. Hello m-bubsy- where's the other guy? Where's the other guy? Where is he?! Where is he, where is he, where is he, where is he, where- Oh, there... Okay. He's not th- HIII! HEY, FREDDY, HOW YOU DOING?! Okay. You gonna be nearby? You stay there! Where's the other one, where's the other one, where's the other one? There he is. Okay. I am pani- I am losing my ♥♥♥♥ right now! I am not okay with this! OH GOD NOT AGAIN! NO DON'T YOU DARE DO THAT! No no no. Don't you be d- Oh god! AH! HE'S RIGHT OUTSIDE THE DOOR! UH! HI! HI! Okay I'm gonna... keep an eye on you! Maybe not, where'd you go, where'd you go? Kay... GOD, THIS NIGHT IS LASTING FOREVER! AH! ISTHATAFAGA! ISEWAMEMEGE! THAT'S NOT OKAY! Oh oh oh... Okay, so one's by the-Hi... "Let's Eat!" Let's eat what? Are you still there? Okay, he's gone. Good. Stay gone, forever, and ever and ever and ever- oh, you're coming back! Either that or you're leaving. Oh, I'm not gonna have enough power to survive the night. My butt is gonna be munched! I'm gonna be shoved into a teddy bear outfit, and they're gonna laugh! Where is he? Where'd he go? AH! U-fe-fe-fe... That Bunny wants to get my giblets, but he can't have em! Not today! Not ever. ♪{Good thing Freddy is staying in his house.}♪ Hi Mister- Wait, Bunny, you were just outside my door! Kay... Where's the Ducky? Where's Mister- is that Mi- No, no Ducky there... Where's M- Hi, (Scared laughing) Hi, Mister Ducky. (Crying) God, this night is lasting so long... I just wanna go home. I never wanna play this game again. I'll be a good boy! ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. This would be like terrifying if you... controlled the cameras with like an Oculus Rift or something. Oh, my god. Cause you just move your head back and forth... Oh, my god. Hi again. Where's the other one? Where'd he go, where'd he go- Oh, there he is. Okay, so long as you two stay right there, you'll be good! You look very pretty! H-ugh, where was the Pirate Cove Guy? Oh, here is Pirate Cove, okay. So I just gotta... Hoo... I just gotta keep an eye on you guys. Gonna be fine! OH, oh I bet using the camera takes power too- I'm down to 34%! I got 3 hours to go! No. You're still there. You're still there. You're still there. You're looking at me now. HI PIRATE COVE MAN!!! O-OUGH! Oh my god... Oh, where'd they go? Still there. Still there? Pirate Cove Man! How you doin? Oh man, I love workin at Didney Worl, it's ma faavorite... HI WHAT ARE YOU DOING OUT OF YOUR CAGE?!! PLEASE, GET BACK IN! I DON'T WANT YOU OUT OF HERE! OH HE'S COMING FOR ME! Oh, he's coming for me! Oh, why do I have to watch three of them? I am like legit freaking out right now. I am not okay with this. Oh god, they moved. Where'd you move to? Oh, you're coming down the hallway, huh?
Posted June 5, 2022.
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130.9 hrs on record (46.9 hrs at review time)
Campaign is great and Multiplayer is fun as long as you don't run into sadists.
Posted February 22, 2021.
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1,409.3 hrs on record (851.6 hrs at review time)
it good
Posted December 13, 2019.
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