Nobody reads this, and for good reason.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VjB1HEYo7g0

I am a Roleplayer.

Thus i enjoy battling numbers against numbers
until my numbers win because they're bigger
so i can collect the defeated numbers
to improve my current numbers so
i can battle against bigger numbers.

Yes.

"I solemnly swear to uphold the Light ,
purge the world of Darkness ,
and to only eat Burritos "
-The Argent Dawn Oath

"Just because I carried my team doesn't
mean it wasn't a team effort"
- Rona Sabri, Rising Star

"We are amidst strange beings, in a strange
land. The flow of time itself is convoluted;
with heroes centuries old phasing in and out.
The very fabric wavers, and relations shift
and obscure. There's no telling how much
longer your world and mine will remain in contact.
But, use this, to summon one another as spirits,
cross the gaps between the worlds, and engage
in jolly co-operation!"
-Solaire of Astora

"Aren't you supposed to be dead?"
"Didn't take"
"Well. You sure take to this bad guy thing easily,
don't ya?"
"And you sure know how to play boy scout."
"One of these days someone is gonna to put an
end to you."
"I'd like to see them try."
"I'm the one who does his job. I'm thinkin'...
you're the other one"
-Jack "Soldier: 76" Morrison talking to Gabriel "Reaper" Reyes

General Tozen:
Who among you dares fight me?...
You fight well, for a viking...
Impresive! I will wnjoy this!
(mid-fight)You're a Raider! Legendary! x143
You are to powerfull for my other warriors! I must defeat you myself!
(takes helmet off)Now i will be fast enough to deal with you!
(mid-fight)I MUST DEAFEAT YOU! x65
Outstanding--*falls off a bridge and dies*
-THE END

Just Monika. Just Monika. Just Monika. Just Monika. Just Monika.
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Just Monika. Just Monika. Just Monika. Just Monika. Just Monika.
Just Monika. Just Monika. Just Monika. Just Monika. Just Monika.
Just Monika. Just Monika. Just Monika. Just Monika. Just Monika.

ALAN, WRITE SOME DIALOGUE HERE

Sniper, panicked:
YA BETTER HOLD ON TO YA HEAD MATE
I'M GONNA PLANT ONE RIGHT BETWEEN YOUR EYES, YA PUNTAH
WAVE GOODBYE TO YA HEAD, WANKAH
I'M GONNA TURN YOU INTO COLORED RAIN...
YOU'LL BE NEEDIN ANOTHER USE FOR THAT NECK, HOOT

"Remind yourself that overconfidence is a slow and insidious killer"
-The Ancestor

"Excelence is not an art it's a habit. We are what we repeatedly do."
-The Edge

insert something related to Divinity Original Sin 2,
i can't be bothered to do it mys- no wait i got it
I'LL KILL YOUR SHINING LIGHTS