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mischievous spirit Jan 10, 2023 @ 5:03am 
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SkyGold Sep 28, 2022 @ 4:21am 
huge gay
the creecher Mar 11, 2022 @ 9:11pm 
yes.
shit pant as it was written Mar 11, 2022 @ 3:46pm 
would you sell your macabre web stickybomb launcher
Nempy Dec 9, 2021 @ 5:24am 
black man balls hitten ma face
Aztlan Aug 23, 2021 @ 4:34am 
eyo the pizza here
cum collector Jul 5, 2021 @ 2:45am 
After a good game of csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great games and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard throbbing ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.
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Corinna Jun 10, 2021 @ 9:28am 
so i was playing minecraft on my favorite pixelmon server when i had to take a ♥♥♥♥. BUT a shiny teddiursa spawned right in front of me. i really had to go but I said ♥♥♥♥ it im not losing this shiny. i used my farfetch'd with false swipe to bring it down to 1 hp then caught it in an ultra ball. i got up to celebrate (and use the bathroom) but as i got up i let out a quick fart followed by the old familiar wet feeling in my pants. i quickly hustled to the bathroom as ♥♥♥♥ rolled down my leg and i sat on the toilet and pondered my life. im a 32 year old man living with my parents ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ my pants over a recolored animal in a minecraft mod
Nempy Jun 10, 2021 @ 8:44am 
I worked on a very old house with a clogged toilet, as i'm Digging for “brown gold,” we were unreasonably stoked to find a secret 2nd tank that wasn’t on the books. It was a mausoleum of sh¡t. 30 years worth. This thing contained the sh¡t of three long-dead grandparents. It contained sh¡t from before the children in the family were born. It contained the kids’ sh¡t from when they potty trained. It contained celebrations and illness. That’s some sentimental sh¡t, ya know? It also contained spiders. They are born and die in the dark. Generation after generation after generation. This tank was full to within an inch of the lid, and the spiders were all hanging from sh¡t bubbles on the ceiling. They had spent the spider equivalent of thousands of years, hanging upside down in the pitch dark of a buried cement sarcophagus, in an ecosystem whose lightless sun was a bottomless pit of diarrhea.
xkaseii Feb 28, 2021 @ 9:03pm 
cuck
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Guonejo Sep 12, 2020 @ 12:19am 
added to buy scout pistol
the creecher Sep 2, 2020 @ 10:04pm 
blessed
threethreethree Sep 2, 2020 @ 12:48pm 
*earth shattering fart*
Aztlan May 8, 2020 @ 8:36pm 
fart
Corinna May 8, 2020 @ 9:48am 
how do i
興奮!!! Oct 10, 2019 @ 4:48am 
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAa
Aztlan Mar 29, 2019 @ 10:13pm 
my fellow nigerian's
the creecher Mar 2, 2019 @ 1:16am 
b u s h r a t s, bass, b u s h r a t s
New Patch Enjoyer Mar 1, 2019 @ 7:13pm 
how are the kagaroos?
Corinna Mar 1, 2019 @ 6:07am 
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Corinna Jan 13, 2019 @ 2:21am 
gay
the creecher Jul 9, 2018 @ 4:42am 
grrr >:(
Corinna Jul 9, 2018 @ 4:35am 
:praisesun: eat my ass :praisesun:
Forty Apr 7, 2018 @ 1:12am 
this kunt loves anel invasion
Forty Apr 2, 2018 @ 11:49pm 
she bangs the fish
Forty Mar 30, 2018 @ 5:00am 
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the creecher Jan 24, 2018 @ 9:41pm 
life is nyes
AlphaOneBravo Jan 22, 2018 @ 10:49pm 
Life is Aren't
Forty Dec 9, 2017 @ 1:38am 
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New Patch Enjoyer Dec 4, 2017 @ 3:32pm 
Great profile there mate. Would’ve been better if you slip an extra shrimp on the barbie.
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SWydor Nov 17, 2017 @ 1:49pm 
And im late a few weeks.
SWydor Nov 17, 2017 @ 1:49pm 
NO
ITS MUFFIN TIME!
SWydor Aug 30, 2017 @ 1:36am 
YA HOOO
Corinna Aug 30, 2017 @ 12:16am 
SPAGHETTI
the creecher Aug 29, 2017 @ 5:52pm 
Is s u p e r m a r i o real life?
SWydor Aug 29, 2017 @ 11:22am 
Okay....
the creecher Aug 29, 2017 @ 7:08am 
Ever had a ♥♥♥♥ so big it felt gay.
Corinna Aug 29, 2017 @ 5:38am 
Is it gay to drink water? Because if you think about it, males are 60-70% water, which means you are drinking males, Gey or no gey?
the creecher Jun 28, 2017 @ 5:11am 
ay lmao
New Patch Enjoyer Jun 28, 2017 @ 4:28am 
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>MECHANIC< May 20, 2017 @ 7:47am 
Thats funny
WindowsHK May 20, 2017 @ 2:54am 
Hello am 48 year man from somalia. Sorry for my bed england. I selled my wife for internet connection for play "conter stirk" and i want to become the goodest player like you I play with 400 ping on brazil server and i am Global elite 2. pls no copy pasterino my story."
>MECHANIC< Sep 22, 2016 @ 7:20am 
good free editor https://youtu.be/liduoxsYNsE

WindowsHK Sep 13, 2016 @ 10:27pm 
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the creecher Mar 10, 2016 @ 9:46pm 
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