I wonder what would happen if 15,000 rainbows decided it would be a good idea to devour a single unicorn, but the unicorn was like, a giant unicorn and it had wings and a horn too, to it's called a pegasus I guess right? I don't know, anyway the rainbows would be eating the pegasus and it's guts would just be splatting out. Did I mention that it's giant? Oh, and it's rainbow too. With sparkles. Named Garbar. Garbar the giant rainbow pega-sparkle. Yeah, it's parents hated her. She was a dumpster baby. That's right. Garbar is a female dumpster baby. I told you, the parents were pretty rude. She was planning on changing her name legally tomorrow, but I guess that's not happening now. So continuing with the story, the rainbows are just going at it, sparkles are going everywhere and more and more rainbows are just flocking in because garbar apparently tastes like rocky road icecream and brookies (brookies are brownies/cookies mixed, get your shift together) and that's what rainbows love. If you ever want to tame and ride a rainbow, just feed it rocky road icecream and brookies. Maybe some milk duds, too. Why else do you think rainbows look like they belong in candy land with all those vibrant colors? One hell of a sweet tooth. So anyway still moving on with the story, the second the rainbows gashed into the beautiful pegasus with all of their hopes and dreams blooming right in front of them, out comes a magical fairy by the name of tinker bell and she bopped them all on the noses and said "Little rabbit foo foo, hopping throu-" and then they ate her aswell, because she tasted like the cherry on top of the icecream.

So yeah everyone, that's how the fatal war of the leprechauns vs the lost boys began. Just so you know, the lost boys lost. I mean come on, all they really did was fly and try to hit rainbows (light, remember?) with swords. Plus it's in their name. LOST boys. Like, who wouldn't have guessed the rainbows and leprechauns would win? The children had guts that tasted like lucky charms, and rainbows don't really like that so the leprechauns took it upon themselves to eat them. Except Wendy. Wendy went to work at a fast food burger restaurant as a slave to the new society of rainbows and leprechauns in neverland. Yes, they took over neverland. Hook is Wendy's manager now. We'd rather not talk about what happens after hours.