Recent reviews by Etstamar

Absolute masterpiece.

I'd say I wish they would make a Portal 3 but honestly, they don't make games as well as this anymore.

This game absolutely deserves the legendary status it's earned.

Must play.

I wanna give the experience i've had trying ranked 1V1s:

I'm rep 4, trying it for the first time.

1st fight: rep 44 Warden, was afk.

2nd fight: tbh fair fight against an Orochi about my level but still higher rep. (I won)

3rd fight: rep 149 Shaman. Good ♥♥♥♥ matchmaking, how did you know I wanted to get anally penetrated by a player with about 40 times my rep and experience, how great.(Obviously lost)

Now I had bad connection because I was stuck with Wi-Fi for this one, but the last fight was against that guy from the 3rd fight, now playing Aramusha.

Aramusha just spams heavies with feints and all and has the stamina of a 40,000m olympic runner, meanwhile my blocks are delayed because of lags, so I pretty much have to predict where hes gonna throw an attack next, and again, I lost.

You can pretty much realize how ♥♥♥♥♥♥ of an experience I just had that it really gave me the urge to write this review.

Conclusion:
Don't buy this game unless it's on a massive sale like it just was.
Don't even try playing ranked until you get about 1000 hours clocked in because the matchmaking balance doesn't exist.

Could put underwear that are too small and one of my balls is out.
10/10