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My last partner was incredibly flat, and they kind of felt bad for me, because as I said before, I prefer a little something.
During the first time we had sex, they were super sensitive about everything. So I told them to take it easy. They wanted to try to give me a paizuri (breast job, for those people who still have their dignity). Ever received a paizuri from a person that's flat as a chess board?
Put human skin on a xylophone then run your ♥♥♥♥ on it, you'll feel the same experience.
Anyway, I told them I wasn't really feeling it, and they were sad about it, then I felt bad about it. I just told them to use their mouth and it'll be fine.
Later, they tell me:
"Don't worry Shaku! If I'm anything like my mom, I'll start to grow boobs once I hit 12 years old!"
Then I just laughed at them. I told them this:
"Haha! That's not gonna happen. Boys don't develope breast like girls do."
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ʳʷ ᵖˡᵃʸ ᵖᵃᵘˢᵉ ˢᵗᵒᵖ ᶠᶠ
☆ nice to meet you ☆
Forget all the bad things you've encountered this week and have a great weekend
idk why he/she asked me to do that.
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