he made a hole in my head by headshoting me +rep

caterpillar killer

Okay, so like, in the beginning, God was like "let's create the universe, fam." So, God made the heavens and the earth - like, it was a total flex move, ya know? The earth was just a big ol' empty space, but God was like "nah, let's add some light in here." So, God separated the light from the darkness and called it day and night - like, basic stuff. Then, God was like "yo, let's add a sky up in here," and boom, there was a sky. God was on a roll, so they gathered some water and named it seas, and the dry ground was named 'land' - it was so hype.

Less IQ than a bird

mega queer

I'll be sure to glue my shift key down and bait to get better rws next game