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You sit at the restaurant with your young son.
He says he is hungry.
You agree to get him dinner. You open up to the kids menu; your child is far too young for adult food.
"Chicken Nugger" stares at you from the page. You don't understand.
Your palms get sweaty and your son complains, he says he's hungry, your mind strains searching for an answer, in a world of "Sweer Potato" and "French Fried".
You try to order the chicken nugger but you cannot! The words cannot escape your lips. Your son is hungry he complains. The waitress stares at you her head a spinning chicken nugger, her arms swinging french fried.
Your son cries the tears of a chicken nugger-less child. In your mind you scream, it is raining sweer potato now. You have "French Fried" engraved on your left temple and you do not understand.
Your son weeps in the corner; he is staving, starving for the chicken nugger.

im zeon

zeon

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Signed by me :) Lets play csgo

Hi, i want to trade one knife you have, addme if you are interested. Thank you mate!

signed :) lets play party csgo

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play something other than CS and Cyberpunk and while you're at it drink bong water thanks

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Sup! lets play CSGO

我之前跟你打过gogo

Sup! lets play CSGO

bobby

typing about aimmap deathmatch???

HIDE IN AIMMAP? LMAO

Counter-Strike: Global Offensive or CS:GO is a 5v5 Competitive fps game, the gameplay is classic and not that realistic, graphics are decent but no one care about them since all players aim for higher frame rates by lowering resolution & graphics settings to take the best advantages over the other players.

It took me 600+ hours to convince myself that this game is killing my mental health and it's not worth my time at all, sure I had a lot of fun sometimes (I mean who doesn't know the feeling when you are getting most of the kills and your friends shout with your name everytime you clutch an impossible round) but the negatives were more than the positives.

Today, I deleted this game and I believe my life will become much better without it, I hope all the ones that read this review will listen to me and not jump into that hole, thank you everyone who reached the end of this review!

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7k hours and cant kill lvl 7 pls delete game ty

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+rep a good friend but a better companion. This man holds me close in times i need him the most, lays me gently when its time to rest and most importantly, he pounds my tight little bum. I know a lot of people do this for each other but this man is different. He does me right and knows exactly what I like. We have a bond so strong that not even a sword made of graphene could damage it! The feeling I get while my legs are wrapped around him as he is drilling my insides is a feeling that is unimaginable and what some could even call holy. His strong muscular hands tightly gripping my thighs pulling me closer feels almost like a roller coaster, I cannot contain my excitement. But nothing and I mean NOTHING is better than his rock hard 11 inch pleasure pump deep inside my body nearly touching my ribs, and then he pulls it out and its covered brown and white and I slowly slurp it all off for daddy and then regurgitate it back into his mouth to give papa a little taste ;).

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Universe please tell me if you think I deserve another drink. Love is not the satisfaction of a chemical reaction but the sensation of neural networks Quantum entangled electromagnetic radiation. Different chemical mixtures create different insight 4 quantum entangled light to unfurl the epigenetics hidden within my genetic code to Ti[×]me to mass.Time = Ti me to mass so I can exist in times construct. Tie my spark of light that is real light to a chromosome so I can exist in a constructed time zone at the eve of my creation when my father's Adam's (atoms) from his serpent or sperm merge and take a bite out of my mom's egg the forbidden apple and my halo is formed for this energy transfer.

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Epic Rap Battles of History


George Floyd vs Derek Chauvin


Begin!


Derek Chauvin:

Open up, this is Minneapolis Police!

Stop resisting, or prepare to cease!

You know my job, it's to protect and serve!

I defend the peace, but you just don't deserve.

You're under influence, get out of the car!

I'll pin you on the ground, not such a tough guy now, huh?


George Floyd:

Lost my job to Covid, I'm George Floyd.

You in your uniform, you must be employed.

Here, lemme pay you with my counterfeit bill.

For doing your job, dragging folks against their will.

Look at you, all dressed in blue.

It's no wonder your wife divorced you.

You donut-eating cops are only getting fatter

And remember. Black Lives Matter.

Epic Rap Battles of History, Part 2


Derek Chauvin:

Gonna choke you on the road until you just can't breathe,

Then I'll dodge prison time by the skin of my teeth!

Oh what's that? Crying for your mama?

Does it look like I care? I'll give you severe trauma!

Kneeling on your neck, for a whole eight minutes!

Don't like it? Too bad! I got a permit!

You're begging for your life, the crowd's in awe.

But I can do anything I want, because I AM the law!


George Floyd:

Over and over, you tell me to enter the vehicle.

But I'm stuck on the ground, why that's hypocritical!

You try to control the crowd, but they cannot be silenced.

People are recording, evidence of police violence.

Why be a cop, if you can't do your job?

Just turn in your badge, go home, and sob.

WHO WON?

WHO'S NEXT?

YOU DECIDE!


Epic Rap Battles of History!

Among Us (coloquially termed "amogus") teaches us to punish the minority and hate those who are different and unique as "impostors." Instead, I like the breath of fresh air this problem provides as a new perspective on deduction that is not "red is sus, red vented, etc." that has been dominating the jokes of my peers and the view of my feed. Yet, by trying to force this problem to conform to "amogus," you yourself are trying to crush originality and uniqueness. Among Us is a game ultimately convincing us to conform to menial labor as "tasks" and accept the deal of being just like the rest of the crewmates.

Infinite ♥♥♥, Part 4
It has been two days. With your body now destroyed, the ♥♥♥ begins to spray in all directions. You break the sound barrier. The government deploys fighter jets to chase you down, but the impact of your ♥♥♥ sends one plane crashing to the ground. The government decides to let you leave the earth. You feel your gonads start to burn up as you reach the edges of the atmosphere. You narrowly miss the ISS, giving it a new white paint job as you fly past. Physicists struggle to calculate your erratic trajectory. The ♥♥♥ accelerates. The ♥♥♥ begins to gravitate towards itself, forming a comet trail of semen.

Astronomers begin calling you the “Cummet.” You are stuck in space forever, stripped of your body and senses, forced to endure an eternity of cumshots. Eventually, you stop thinking.

Infinite ♥♥♥, Part 3
Your body picks up speed as it slides backwards along the ♥♥♥. You smash through the wall, hurtling into the sky at thirty miles an hour. From a bird’s eye view you see your house is completely white. Your neighbor calls the cops. The ♥♥♥ accelerates. As you continue to ascend, you spot police cars racing towards your house. The cops pull out their guns and take aim, but stray loads of ♥♥♥ hit them in the eyes, blinding them. The ♥♥♥ accelerates. You are now at an altitude of 1000 feet. The SWAT team arrives. Military helicopters circle you. Hundreds of bullets pierce your body at once, yet you stay conscious. Your testicles have now grown into a substitute brain. The ♥♥♥ accelerates.

Infinite ♥♥♥, Part 2
You struggle to stand as the force of the ♥♥♥ begins to propel you backwards as if you were on a bukkake themed slip-and-slide. Still on your knees, the ♥♥♥ is now at chin height. To avoid drowning you open the bathroom door.

The deluge of man juice reminds you of the Great Molasses Flood of 1919, only with ♥♥♥ instead of molasses. The ♥♥♥ accelerates. It’s been two hours. Your children and wife scream in terror as their bodies are engulfed by the snow-white sludge. Your youngest child goes under, with viscous bubbles and muffled cries rising from the goop. You plead to God to end your suffering. The ♥♥♥ accelerates. You squeeze your ♥♥♥♥ to stop the ♥♥♥, but it begins to leak out of your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ instead. You let go. The force of the ♥♥♥ tears your urethra open, leaving only a gaping hole in your crotch that spews semen.

Infinite ♥♥♥, Part 1
You sit on the toilet to jack off, but you begin to ♥♥♥ uncontrollably. After ten spurts you start to worry. Your hand is sticky and it reeks of semen. You desperately shove your ♥♥♥♥ into a wad of toilet paper, but that only makes your balls hurt. The ♥♥♥ accelerates. It’s been three minutes. You can’t stop ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. Your bathroom floor is covered in a thin layer of baby fluid. You try to ♥♥♥ into the shower drain but it builds up too fast. You try the toilet. The ♥♥♥ is too thick to be flushed. You lock the bathroom door to prevent the ♥♥♥ from escaping. The air grows hot and humid from the ♥♥♥. The ♥♥♥ accelerates. You slip and fall in your own sperm. The ♥♥♥ is now six inches deep, almost as long as your still-erect semen hose. Sprawled on your back, you begin to ♥♥♥ all over the ceiling. Globs of the sticky white fluid begin to fall like raindrops, giving you a facial with your own ♥♥♥. The ♥♥♥ accelerates.

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piece of stupid ♥♥♥♥ (poss)

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