yoyo :z

im forensically investigating this steam profile on suspicion of john lemon

You are The Commander actually

i am the nicotine in your lungs

I am the enemy at your gate now

maybe

noah get on mhw

this is a fantastic idea

Yea I'm still good for it

it's still on for friday right?

We should use this as a secret group chat as a meme. Babe, what if we made plans for Dokapon in the Noah Steam profile

This chatroom has been shutdown by the power of my ass

you are the ♥♥♥♥♥ word

you really like that ♥♥♥♥♥ word dont ya?

weed nigg

still ♥♥♥ man

♥♥♥ man

This individual bought me Futa Fix ♥♥♥♥ Dine and Dash and my younger cousin was curious as to what he was cuz he saw it on my profile you know and now he's GAY

No matter how fast you are, no one outruns their past. Catch F9: The Fast Saga in theaters June 25th

No matter how fast you are, no one outruns their past. Catch F9: The Fast Saga in theaters June 25th

double arcylic

anime girls? ON GABE NEWELL'S CHRISTIAN GAMING PLATFORM???

I am sorry that I ♥♥♥♥♥♥ up

wiener pizza

*jake when we go to the livingroom at 2am*
"everyone be quiet"
Noah: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qxo4SQRf7DM

hot gay

This guy broke my mom's painting one time, i told him not to but he did it anyway. it was pretty bogus

This man is of very very important historic events and traditions. In fact, he is even named after the hero in the almost identical story. He year was 2012. There were to many Nos, monster, and redbull drinkers. Noah was very angry at this. So he tried to sell more venoms, but he could not. He eventually came up with a solution. He was to cause another great flood. So first he built a gint indestructible doorway, where he was to keep his things. Next, he gathered all types of snakes, so they could reproduce and he could drink more venoms. Next he released the flood onto the world full of venom energy. Noah took a couple people of course, which is why i am writing this historic event. Noah eventually released a water snake into the venom to bring back a sign of venoms were popular. It brought back a venom energy can, and a receipt from freshline foods. Ever since then, noah has been the top drinker of venom energy and enom energy has never sold more.

And then he got perma-banned form the friend's house's server

You should never let this man into an art gallery. Once when he was at a friend's house, he wanted to shoot a bow in the house with a 26 year old. They were shooting the walls and the other 17 year old told him to stop. He took aim, lower than a valuabe painting, and fired. The arrow went up through the glass and through the painting. Thus, became the painting predator.

Spitfire is also so tired because he has to run his company. Someday he stays up late to work overtime. His advertiser is himself and so is he everything but the jobs that do physical work. I know this because I construct these factories and doorways and beat him with cans of diet Pepsi every day.

Recent studies have shown and confirmed there is a factory inside of Spitfire's room. First of all in the Skype call we can hear his employees. They are very loud just like he is. He only hire people who are related to him and have the same kind of personality as him: loud and ugly. The doorway he stands in is to guard his factory from the people wanting the snakes back that contain the venom he steals them for, because he thinks they contain venom energy drinks. Spitfire also has no money because he has a job but pays himself for his wants and the money goes in a loop which he cannot get it out of. It goes like this: he buys venoms from himself, he gets the money, he buys venoms from himself, and so on.

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Post this on the walls of the 12 stupidest men you know... If you get 5 back you're also stupid ..
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Post this on the walls of the 12 prettiest girls you know... If you get back 5 you're beautiful. ..
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POST THIS WINDMILL IN 3 OTHER PROFILES TO KEEP STEAM PROPERLY AIR CONDITIONED

My hair smells like ♥♥♥ thnx to u bby. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

+rep Nice trader

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You bastard. Hank is my Waifu

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