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MisterVantes Feb 15, 2019 @ 6:43pm 
:cozycrashfish:
Devil Nov 23, 2018 @ 6:42am 
HAHA got u good again man. haha.
Devil Nov 14, 2018 @ 9:09am 
haha got u good there, n1
TanChelsea Oct 22, 2018 @ 8:17am 
+rep Great trader
MisterVantes Sep 28, 2018 @ 9:45am 
eat my ♥♥♥♥
Devil Sep 28, 2018 @ 7:45am 
eat my ass
MisterVantes Jul 22, 2018 @ 10:06pm 
To Iranian President Rouhani: NEVER, EVER THREATEN THE UNITED STATES AGAIN OR YOU WILL SUFFER CONSEQUENCES THE LIKES OF WHICH FEW THROUGHOUT HISTORY HAVE EVER SUFFERED BEFORE. WE ARE NO LONGER A COUNTRY THAT WILL STAND FOR YOUR DEMENTED WORDS OF VIOLENCE & DEATH. BE CAUTIOUS! -President Trump 2018
byteframe's cat Jul 17, 2018 @ 6:05pm 
Q: What's a light-year?
A: One-third less calories than a regular year.

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Some kids play Kick the can. Chuck Norris played Kick the keg.
🙄
Immutability, Three Rules of:
(1) If a tarpaulin can flap, it will.
(2) If a small boy can get dirty, he will.
(3) If a teenager can go out, he will.
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Probably the last man who knew how it worked had been tortured to
death years before. Or as soon as it was installed. Killing the
creator was a traditional method of patent protection.
(Small Gods)

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Knock Knock... (who's there?) Ether! (ether who?) Ether Bunny... Yea!
[chorus]
Yeay!
Stay on the Happy side, always on the happy side,
Stay on the Happy side of life!
Bum bum bum bum bum bum
You will feel no pain, as we drive you insane,
So Stay on the Happy Side of life!

Knock Knock... (who's there?) Anna! (anna who?)
An another ether bunny... [chorus]
Knock Knock... (who's there?) Stilla! (stilla who?)
Stil
Devil Jun 23, 2018 @ 6:26pm 
WHERE'S YOUR ALBUM
MisterVantes May 23, 2018 @ 4:54pm 
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Devil May 23, 2018 @ 9:29am 
IF U WERE KILLED TOMORROW, I WOULDNT GO 2 UR FUNERAL CUZ ID B N JAIL 4 JEWIN DA MOTHA ♥♥♥♥♥ THAT KILLED U!

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WE TRUE SCHLOMOS
WE JEW TOGETHER
WE GET HOLOCAUSTED TOGETHER
Send this SHEKEL to everyone you care about including me if you care. C how many times you get this, if you get 6,000,000 your A TRUE SCHLOMO
MisterVantes Apr 14, 2018 @ 11:55am 
Please accept me ;3~
Devil Mar 24, 2018 @ 4:03pm 
Please accept me ;3~
cloud Mar 24, 2018 @ 4:02pm 
Please accept me :3
Milos loves u Mar 10, 2018 @ 8:15pm 
Please accept me :3
Milos loves u Mar 10, 2018 @ 8:08pm 
Added for trade your unu
cloud Feb 6, 2018 @ 9:15pm 
where u
Devil Feb 6, 2018 @ 4:33pm 
кусок тупого долбаеба
MisterVantes Jan 13, 2018 @ 7:51pm 
get a soul u typical ginger
Devil Jan 13, 2018 @ 6:47am 
OH my GOD 1000+ games!! man :DD pls give
ThePissFather Jan 6, 2018 @ 5:58pm 
Added to negociate
RosaPerks Jan 5, 2018 @ 10:35am 
+rap great trader
Devil Dec 29, 2017 @ 11:05pm 
how DARE you
Sverkos Dec 28, 2017 @ 2:32pm 
+rep
cloud Dec 28, 2017 @ 11:38am 
hello! sorry for scare, but just your picture u posted, you know how hard it are to find girls who use chan nowadays??? well, Im glad I stumble apon this little prof cause I gotta say.... ur prety cute!! ^^ ((sorry for scare, no trouble ) well... I was wondering if u wanted to play cs:go with me (Im a global elite, so I can carry my little princes if need. =-}) CUZ I really want someone to pub wit me.. hey hey, maybe even I could get you knife as little gift. you like Tiger Tooth? Me too, me too. anyways any, do you maybe have Skype? (no scare. no scare, I iust like meating eye to eye.) if we skype, I think we could have some good buddy commucation. :)) ( i can even turn down my dubstep music in the background if you want...) add me if you want please, I jsit need friend maybe even girlfriend, to play video with.m I can be the perfect guy for you, trust!! ill buy whatever, do whatever, okay?? jsit pick up that phone and CALL. :)
Devil Dec 22, 2017 @ 2:16pm 
CLOUD: Devil: look at this anger young man, maybe you should consider it for your own being as you seem to be raging with anger
MisterVantes Dec 17, 2017 @ 3:43am 
Hello.

My name is Vantes. I found you on Masteroverwatch as one of the top mercy's and I think that's great!
I like my women skilled at something and still know their place. (Let's be honest if you plated a skillful hero like genji or widowmaker, you wouldn't be 4th)
From now on you'll be my duo and girlfriend. You'll pocket me.
This comes with some conditions:
You'll be required to send me snaps of you every morning, noon and evening. Some nude ones at night too.
You obviously won't be allowed to stream anymore and talk to other guys.
If you please me, I'll buy you occasional loot box or two.
We'll Skype everday, make sure to buy a high definition web cam soon.



Here are my contact details:
Skype: MisterVantes
Battlenet: MisterVantes#1182
Steam: http://steamcommunity.com/id/Vantes
Mason The Heavenly Mammoth Nov 28, 2017 @ 10:45am 
thx
MisterVantes Oct 30, 2017 @ 9:40pm 
Goingtoleep.tv
21 Splivens May 8, 2017 @ 10:49pm 
You stole my profile pic you douche
MisterVantes Mar 20, 2017 @ 9:41pm 
When I die, I want my teammates to lower me down into my grave. So they can let me down one last time.
Devil Jan 30, 2017 @ 9:31pm 
go eat a fly UGLY
MisterVantes Jan 26, 2017 @ 12:59pm 
Please stop posting my favorite animes on my profile
Dick Chocolate Apr 30, 2015 @ 6:39am 
+++rep Bro he gived me a fricking Bill's hat :DD OH MAY GAWD :D
Pigsh00ter (HUN) Feb 22, 2015 @ 7:45am 
+rep good guy :)
SoNic™ EmPLoYEe Feb 9, 2015 @ 3:24pm 
++rep
Shy Fikus (>\\\<) Oct 31, 2014 @ 9:47am 
Happy Halloween!:awakesheep:
Imperfect Hatred Jul 8, 2014 @ 11:41pm 
+rep fast.
B. Comet [VF4-T] Jul 8, 2014 @ 9:04pm 
+rep da' fast trader
skalf3 Jul 6, 2014 @ 12:53pm 
+rep,good trader
Camelo Preto Jul 5, 2014 @ 5:08pm 
+rep, fast trader and nice guy take the sticky dude :3 :sticky:
Abrek Jul 5, 2014 @ 12:46pm 
+Rep fast trader and kind person :D :medicon::health:
Jon Irenicus Jun 25, 2014 @ 6:12am 
+REP, opened a 4-pack with no collateral & returned gift copies. Trustworthy!
Varenik 2.0 Jun 24, 2014 @ 3:04pm 
+rep, fast and friendly trader. :squirtyay:
Dafny Victoria Jun 23, 2014 @ 7:08am 
✙ rep nice trader cya soon =)
If U want request any function please visit my group and post it http://steamcommunity.com/groups/trkeys/discussions/5/
DrKasun May 8, 2014 @ 10:03am 
+Rep really fast and nice trader
0 DTE May 2, 2014 @ 11:57am 
+Rep
6lackMxge Apr 23, 2014 @ 12:41am 
+rep good trader
Uncle Benny Mar 27, 2014 @ 8:37am 
+rep, fast and efficient trader