Kingfield Enthusiast
David   Missouri, United States
 
 
WORLDS FIRST P100 DAVID
7/18/2022
Currently Offline
I LOVE THIS GAME SO MUCH
DBD (dead by daylight) is my life. it's all i do and it is all that matters to me. every thought i put into being a competitive flick oni is preemptive. my parents ask me why i don't play any sports and it made me RAGE so hard because DBD is a sport. all the thinking i put into unique pathing requires the highest degree of intellect. in my eyes and my swf, i am world DBD champion on PC. even my e-boyfriend thinks so. well we are not official yet but we have played a few times, and i can tell he thinks im alpha when i save him from the hook, or die by trying to unhook him from a facecamping leatherface.
Kerfuffle Jan 15 @ 9:40am 
What the ♥♥♥♥ did you just ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ say about me, you little birthday boy? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in saying happy birthday, and I've been involved in numerous secret birthday wishes on several peoples birthdays, and I have over 300 confirmed happy birthdays. I am trained in gorilla birthday wishing and I'm the top birthday wisher in the entire US birthday forces. You are nothing to me but just another target to wish happy birthday to. I will wipe you the ♥♥♥♥ out with precision birthday wishes the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ words. You think you can get away without me wishing you a happy birthday? Think again, ♥♥♥♥♥♥. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of birthday wishes across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the birthday wish storm, maggot. [1]
Kerfuffle Jan 15 @ 9:39am 
The birthday wish storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can wish you happy birthday in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in saying happy birthday, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Birthday Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wish your miserable ass a happy birthday, you little ♥♥♥♥. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" birthday was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ birthday. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ idiot. I will ♥♥♥♥ a fury of happy birthdays all over you and you will drown in it. Happy ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ birthday, kiddo. [2]
Pancakes Nov 13, 2023 @ 4:21am 
+rep this guy is awesome. Trust
Shartana Jun 28, 2023 @ 9:21am 
+rep lowkey hot
Tav Jun 26, 2023 @ 4:15pm 
+ rep missed all his flashlight saves but that is okay. We all need someone like him to throw our games. Also left him to die on hook a couple of times and now my husband came back to me, pretty sure that his misery solved all my problems.
Frostymexican Jun 21, 2023 @ 5:35pm 
+rep making out with me on the ground after that crybaby Felix wanted out after his first hook. 💖