Recent reviews by Brandon Bakerton

Didn't know how to open game, realized SW stands for ship wrecked, not south west.
- launches game
-sees snake
-runs for dear life
-sees spiders
-crafts machete
-makes raft
-gets on monkey island
-aggroed monkeys by hitting one
-found out they dropped bananas and meat
-WAP came after me, sanity dropped
-escaped on raft
-rode the waves like jack sparrow
-saw some barrel with a skull on it
-hit it repeatedly
-boom.

survived 2 days, died to a barrel in the sea. barrels kill. 10/10 round 2 of monkey

Super Fun :D