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freakishnature Nov 30, 2021 @ 6:29pm 
gayreg
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freakishnature Nov 30, 2021 @ 6:28pm 
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freakishnature Feb 8, 2021 @ 2:40pm 
gay
Sebastohypertatos Feb 18, 2014 @ 8:35pm 
And then they all get nuked, and no one ever cared.
Robly18 Jan 8, 2014 @ 1:45pm 
Murder* Whoops.
static pump Jan 8, 2014 @ 1:45pm 
burder?
Robly18 Jan 8, 2014 @ 1:44pm 
Then the duck would be incapacitated by lack of sight but the walrus would dive underwater to cleanse it and brutally burder the blinded duck.
static pump Jan 8, 2014 @ 1:17pm 
an alpaca would*
static pump Jan 8, 2014 @ 1:17pm 
well, an alpaca move faster on ground. so could at least escape
yike Jan 8, 2014 @ 1:02pm 
An alpaca would be then killed by said walrus.
Robly18 Jan 8, 2014 @ 11:58am 
Then comes an alpaca and spits at both of them's faces.
static pump Jan 4, 2014 @ 5:17pm 
oh, and ducks don't have very sharp claws, either
static pump Jan 4, 2014 @ 5:17pm 
ducks cannot move that fast on land, though they can fly. putting knives in their wings wout weigh them down and they would crash, plus walruses have thick, tough hide so knives wont cut it (no pun intended). while in water, the walrus would be able to go under where the duck cant see it, and also would have flippers and could easily eat a duck in a couple bites.
yike Jan 4, 2014 @ 5:15pm 
Then how do they control it? Also, ducks could not.
TXbearclaw (Peter) Jan 4, 2014 @ 5:09pm 
but a duck could outmenouver a warus.
and ducks can put knibves under their wing
static pump Jan 4, 2014 @ 3:20pm 
and walrus would find a duck appetizing
static pump Jan 4, 2014 @ 3:19pm 
ducks can not hold knives, dumbass. they have no opposable thumbs. and their wings cant fold enough. plus, walruses have built in knives in their face.
yike Jan 4, 2014 @ 8:19am 
How do you know?
TXbearclaw (Peter) Jan 4, 2014 @ 7:42am 
but ducks can hold knives and stuff but walruses are too slipery
yike Jan 4, 2014 @ 6:52am 
Nah. DUCKS SUCK! WARLUSES WILL EAT THEIR FACES OFF!
TXbearclaw (Peter) Jan 4, 2014 @ 6:13am 
No waruses are as well. Ducks will rule the world.