Mr Crabs has violently sexually abused Spongebob, thats why the poor kid is always so happy and upbeat, its a coping mechanism. He wouldve killed himself years ago if he didnt maintain this positive attitude. It happened in the crabby patty vault, the burgers provided a nice matress for the horror that was to come. Spongebob was on all fours when he heard the door behind him close then he heard the laugh "ARGH ARGH ARGH ARGH", he was helpless, nothing else to do except let it happen. Every night he dreams of it, those crab claws digging into his ass as Mr Crabs pounded harder and harder, while screaming "YOUR ASS IS ALMOST BETTER THAN MONEY SPONGEBOB ME BOY", Squidward found out about this and the sadistic ♥♥♥♥ is still jealous, thats why he's so salty all the time, he wants that sweet sweet crab ♥♥♥♥

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grass is greener I think of you when I play with me winer

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