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Satire does not look pretty upon a tombstone.
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Karl's version of Parkinson's Law: Work expands to exceed the time alloted it.
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What fools these mortals be.
-- Lucius Annaeus Seneca
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Zoe: "Are those grenades?"
Jayne: "Cap'n doesn't want 'em."
Zoe: "We're robbing the place. We're not occupying it."
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Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse-kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent.
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Don't take life seriously, you'll never get out alive.
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More people are flattered into virtue than bullied out of vice.
-- R.S. Surtees
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Nietzsche is pietzsche, but Schiller is killer, and Goethe is moethe.
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Chain-mail isn't much defence against an arrow. It certainly isn't when the
arrow is being aimed between your eyes.
(Lords and Ladies)
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