Today I saw 4 people beating up a man on the floor. I couldn't stand watching so stepped in to help, he didn't stand a chance against 5 of us

Did you know in the bible Judas never actually hurt anyone?
We only know the bible as it is today altered by the Roman emperor Constantine, to spread his personal beliefs on to roman society at the time.

In the original version however, Judas was actually the one being murdered, because at the final supper one of the people there was a devil in disguise.

After years of theory crafting however most scholars have come to the collective conclusion that Jesus himself was the murderer, we can conclude he was the imposter by the fact his name ends in Sus.

Let me stop you right there, you insolent, unknowing female. I enjoy moderating a wide variety of Discord servers during my spare time, usually no less than six at a time. I'm incredibly wealthy and well-mannered because I enlisted in in Andrew Tate's "Hustler's University" online course. Females like you are incapable of reaching or let alone or comprehending the grand levels of intellect which I possess. Now, if you'll excuse me, it appears it is time for me to engage in my ritual 6-hour gaming session of 3 hours of Genshin Impact and 3 hours of Runescape, intermissioned in the middle by a 5 minute G-fuel drink break, which by the way, is pseudoscientifically proven to be better and healthier than water.

I absolutely hate the thought of Joe Biden rubbing his nipples, I absolutely hate it, the only thing I hate more are the people who do imagine it.
Seriously, what kind of sicko do you have to be to imagine Biden's majestic nipples being caressed, you'd have to be absolutely brain dead to think of his golden oily nipples as he passes a new bill into law, you need to have a dented head.
It's absolutely disgusting, just envision his perfect, immaculate body that's the peak of masculine beauty with the perfect oil covering it, what kind of sicko would you have to be.

Hey that's some pretty good 小春代扣 for my butthole

Just like Valve, the Postal developers can't count to 3, but they can count to 4.