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"If you're a player like [me], you're able to get away with some weird stuff." Cooper Lemley, 4/28/18

"I'mma tell you right now, if you don't stop f-cking with me when I get back to school I'm going to punch your f-cking face in." -Pieguy3003

"Don't f-cking soap me c-nt. We had a deal, if you stop I won't tell on you." -PhefPhef

"We had to repick seats today and I sat in the back but then the chads and Stacy's started sitting around me. I had to blast off. It was funny because they didn't want to sit near me but they had no choice, luckily there were other seats for me to go to in my starship." - Scampwuhh

"Why do you have so much furry anime on your steam profile?" - J.H.

"Who agrees we should hang Cooper for being a homosapien with the sexuality that is mainly attracted to men, as well as Animae thighs" - Petty Officer Aarshia

"As i lay my head down upon my pillow I slumber dreading the day ahead, all the tossing and turning of me yearning to be homeschooled keep me up! But alas, i drift off into weary sleep and then SHEPHERD WAKE UP! Aho! it is chad dad and he is attempting to make me go to school! With a twist of my wrist and a press of the finger i activate my phone to see the time, 06:37, Oh well back to bed i say as a smile, but now time for a refreshing drink! i look to my nightstand and reach for my applejuice but, CHAD Dad brought it downstairs! oooh the ree that i was capable at that very moment could of destroyed the galaxy but now was not the time to panic but for rejoice! I smiled like there were a plate of tendies in front of me as the bus went by, "So long Chads and stacies, Crusties and Fatties, this good boy will be laughing at your misery!" Then i hear it, The creaking of the steps as chad climbs up, no doubt to scream at this good boy! i quickly pretend i have died from diabetes and he is fooled so he leaves! and then your good boy here Takes one last look outside at the normie world and falls asleep" - Scampwuhh

"I was in the boy scouts, I can make a condom out of a paperclip and a string." - Moses

"Sometimes, In life, we see things we don't believe, and then it turns out to be real.. So what do you do? Do you run away? Or do you face your fears, and fight it off?" -OwenKing Vlogs

6400 hours in rust btw