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Good day ma'am.
Also I PM'd you. Take a look and lmk what you think.
This leads to so many important questions, like: were the Cars Little Boy and Fat Man nukes sentient? Was it a suicide mission? Are ALL Cars nuclear weapons sentient? Did Tsar Bomba have a personality?
What kind of car was Car Hitler? A VW? A forklift?
Was there a Cars 9/11? Were the planes hijacked, or were the planes themselves radicalized?
I could go on
By our standards, a blink is closing both eyes simultaneously, while a wink would only be closing a single eye, while keeping the other open.
Mr. Wazowski does not have two eyes, so his definition of a blink changes. He closes all the available eyes he has, making it a blink.
It is impossible for him to wink.
This discovery could propel our species into a new era ; one of prosperity and wealth. A secret not even our ancient ancestors could uncover.
...You own a $300 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes
...You have more wives than teeth
...You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide
...You've ever opened a can of falafel with a mortar round
...You used a Stinger missile given to you by George Bush Sr. to shoot at a helicopter sent by George Bush Jr
...You can't think of anyone you HAVEN'T declared Jihad against
...You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry ammunition in your robe
...You've ever been asked, "Does this burka make my ass look fat?"
...You think "The Kite Runner" is the funniest book you ever read
...You've felt the urge to rub one out after seeing a woman's exposed ankle
...You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs
...You've ever uttered the phrase, "I love what you've done with your cave"
...You wipe your ass with your bare left hand, but consider bacon "unclean"