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⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⣀⣀⣀⡠⣴⣿⣧⣄⠀⠘⢇
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⡤⠚⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠑⠦⡙⢿⣷⠔⠉
⠀⠀⠀⠀⣰⠉⠳⠦⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⢢⡱⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⣸⠀⠀⠀⠰⢤⡄⠀⠰⠶⣤⠀⠀⠀⠀⢣⠀⠀
⠀⡰⢶⠉⠷⣆⠀⣀⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⠀⠀
⢠⠀⠀⡇⠀⠈⠉⠁⠈⢑⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⠀⠀
⠀⠑⣎⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣴⠉⠉⢣⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡇⠀⠀⣠
⠀⠀⠈⢳⣄⠀⣀⡤⠷⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠜⠒⠊⡝
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⡍⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⡜⠁
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠑⠦⣄⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⣠⠔⠊⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠉⠉⠉⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⣿⣿⣿Gratulacje użytkowniku! ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣐⣉⣂⣿
⡏⠍⠍⠍⠍⠍⠍⠍⠍⠍⠍⠍⠍⠍⠍⠍⠍⠍⠍⠍⠍⠍⠍⠍⠍⠍⠍⠍⠍⠍⢹
⡇⠄⠄⢠⠊⠉⣹⣏⠉⠑⡄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢸
⡇⠄⠄⠈⢆⣈⡻⢟⣁⡰⠁⠄⠄ ⠄ Właśnie zostałeś⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢸
⡇⠄⠄⠄⠄⠣⣛⣛⠜⠄⠄⠄⠄pełnoprawnym psem!!!⠄⠄⠄⢸
⡇⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢸
⡇⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⡖⠒⠒⠒⠒⠒⠒⠒⠒⠒⠒⢲⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢸
⡇⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⡇⠄⠄ KLIKNIJ!!⠄⠄⢸⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢸
⡇⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠧⠤⠤⠤⠤⠤⠤⠤⠤⠤⠤⠼⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢸
⠧⠤⠤⠤⠤⠤⠤⠤⠤⠤⠤⠤⠤⠤⠤⠤⠤⠤⠤⠤⠤⠤⠤⠤⠤⠤⠤⠤⠤⠤⠼
⣿⣿⣿⠀⣿⣶⣕⣈⠹⠿⠿⠿⠿⠟⠛⣛⢋⣰⠣⣿⣿⠀⣿
⣿⣿⣿⡀⣿⣿⣿⣧⢻⣿⣶⣷⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⠶⡝⠀⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣷⠘⣿⣿⣿⢏⣿⣿⣋⣀⣈⣻⣿⣿⣷⣤⣤⣿⡐⢿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣆⢩⣝⣫⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠿⠿⠦⠀⠸⠿⣻⣿⡄⢻
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡄⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⣶⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⠇⣼
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡄⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⣰
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠇⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢀⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠏⢰⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢸⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⠟⣰⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠀⣿
⣿⣿⣿⠋⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡄⣿
⣿⣿⠋⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⢸
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠏⠌⣾⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠀⠀⠸⠿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⠃⠀⣠⣾⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⡿⠃⠀⢰⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⠃⠀⠀⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⠀⠈⠻⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⠟⠉⠉⠉⢃⣤⠀⠈⢿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⡟⠀⠀⠀⠀⢹⣿⣧⠀⠀⠙⣿⣿
⣿⣿⡆⠀⠀⠈⠻⡅⠀⠀⠀⠀⣸⣿⠿⠇⠀⠀⢸⣿
⣿⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠔⠛⠁⠀⠀⠀⣠⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣴⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣠⣾⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣠⣿
⣿⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢰⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢹⣿
⣿⣿⠟⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢠⣿
⣿⡟⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿
You see, when I was working at the gay people production factory, we would start by gathering the raw materials. We would need things like genetic information, hormones, and a few other ingredients. These materials would be stored in large tanks, and then we would mix them together to create a uniform mixture.
Once we had the mixture, we would load it into the back of a special incubator. The incubator would then provide the perfect environment for the mixture to grow and develop.
Over time, the mixture would begin to form into small clumps of cells. These clumps would then start to grow and divide, forming into embryos.
Once the embryos had reached a certain stage of development, they would be removed from the growth chamber and implanted into the wombs of surrogate mothers. The mothers would then carry the embryos to term, and the babies would be born as gay people.
I know it may sound a little scary, but don't worry, the chemicals we were using were perfectly safe. In fact, we were just helping to ensure that the world would have a diverse population of people with different backgrounds and perspectives.
So, there you have it, my dear. That's how we produced gay people. I hope you feel better now, and I'm sure you'll have sweet dreams thinking about all the wonderful things we used to do together. Goodnight, my love.
⣼⡻⠕⠅⠁⣀⣤⣤⣄⣀⠈⠄⠁⠄⠁⣿⡮⠄⠁⠄⠄⡠⠶⠶⠦⡀⠈⣽⡢
⣿⣧⠄⠁⠄⠔⠒⠭⠭⠥⠥⠓⠄⢀⣴⣿⣿⡄⠁⠠⣤⠉⠉⣭⠝⠈⢐⣽⣕
⣿⣷⡢⢄⡰⡢⡙⠄⠠⠛⠁⢀⢔⣵⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⣄⡈⠁⠈⠁⠉⡹⣽⣿⣷
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣬⣭⡭⠔⣠⣪⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣵⡒⠫⠿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⣛⣥⣶⣿⠟⢁⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⡙⣿⣿⣶⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡫⠁⢀⠑⠓⠫⢝⢟⣿⣿⣿⣿⡻⠊⢉⣄⠈⠪⡫⢿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢟⠁⣰⣿⣿⣢⢤⣀⡀⠈⠉⠉⢀⠠⠪⢝⡻⣷⡀⠊⡪⡻⣿
⡫⢟⣿⣿⣿⣿⡊⢠⣿⣿⡫⠚⣊⣡⠶⢦⣤⣤⠶⠞⡛⠳⣌⠫⡻⡀⠈⡺⢿
⠪⡪⡫⢟⡿⣕⠁⡫⠝⠊⡴⠋⠁⠁⠐⠁⠂⠈⠐⠈⠈⠐⠐⠳⠄⠹⣇⠪⡻
⠄⠁⠊⠕⡪⢕⢀⠞⠁⠄⣁⢀⢀⣀⣤⣤⣠⣀⣤⣴⣶⣶⣶⡆⠄⠆⢷⠕⡪
⠄⣀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣻⣿⢷⠽⡹⡎⣆⠄⠄
⢐⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡕⠅⠂⢈⡪⡪⣂⠄
⠨⣺⡳⣿⢿⣿⣿⢿⢿⣿⡿⢿⠁⠁⠄⠄⢀⢿⢏⠆⠁
⢐⠬⠄⠂⠄⠄⠄⠈⠨⡲⠁⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⡱⣇⠇⢐
⠨⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⣾⣿⣦⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⡜⣜⢌⠄
⠈⣷⡣⢤⣠⣤⢾⣺⣿⣿⣿⣵⣴⣠⣤⡸⡶⣟⢕⠡⡈
⠐⢐⠁⣗⡿⣿⡧⠎⠻⢿⠝⠷⢽⣿⣿⣾⡽⠄⢁⢇⢅
⠄⠂⠌⡋⣩⣾⣗⣦⣢⣱⣴⣷⣾⣿⡽⢿⡑⠄⢐⢌⠐
⠄⠂⠄⠄⠄⠄⠐⠉⠁⡉⡈⠉⠚⠛⠛⠂⠄⠄⡰⡁⠄
⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⣀⢀⢀⣀⢄⣅⢂⡁⠄⠄⠄⡠⡃⠄⠄
⠄⠄⠄⠄⡀⠄⣾⣾⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⡶⠄⠠⠒⠅⢀⠄⠄
⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢘⢙⢻⢸⠱⠕⡁⠂⠈⠠⠁⡀⠄⠄
⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠁⡠⠈⠈⡄⠌⠄⠄⠄
⠀⠀⡀⡚⢿⣿⣿⣿⡿⣣⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣼⣇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⢰⠇⣿⣷⣬⣛⠿⢱⣿⣿⣿⣿⢟⣭⣶⣶⣾⣿⣷⣦⠀⠀⠀⣀⣴⣿⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⢸⡇⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⣶⣮⣭⡅⣾⣿⣿⡟⢿⢿⡝⢿⢰⣿⣿⣿⡿⠛⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⣨⠅⢿⣿⡅⣊⡉⢙⣛⣛⣻⡅⣇⠈⠋⠀⠀⠀⠁⠀⡀⠈⠉⠉⠉⠀⠀⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠰⡏⣾⡜⣿⣧⢻⡇⠙⠛⣛⢩⣤⠻⠦⠴⠿⠷⠴⠷⠒⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⡏⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠁⠈⢿⠘⣿⡆⢇⠀⠀⠀⠋⠸⠃⢸⡟⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢠⣿⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠈⠀⠘⢿⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠳⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠃⠀⠀
ROCK AND STONE, BROTHER!
⠈⡀⠄⠄⠂⠁⠄⠁⡠⡪⡢⡫⡎⡧⡳⣝⣷⣧
⠐⢀⠐⠈⠄⠄⢠⠎⢜⢸⢸⢜⡪⣪⢪⢲⢹⢽⡳⡄
⡈⠠⢀⢡⠋⠉⠫⢶⡨⡪⣊⣦⠗⠚⠺⢾⣎⡧⣏⠇
⠐⠄⢂⠧⠄⠄⠄⣽⢪⠚⡞⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠙⡾⡸⡕
⠈⡀⠸⣱⠄⠄⢀⠞⡜⡹⡇⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⡯⡪⡝⠄
⠂⡠⢁⡪⣂⢠⠪⠁⣇⢣⢣⣀⠄⠄⠐⣀⡼⡑⡜⠆
⡼⢡⠢⡠⠄⠄⠄⡌⡆⣇⡅⠍⠛⠛⢛⠍⡔⢅⠣⠥⠤⣄
⡝⡐⢕⢌⠄⠈⠠⠵⣹⣙⠎⡕⢅⢊⠢⡱⡸⢈⠢⠁⢸⣿
⡯⠐⢅⠢⡂⠄⡘⣈⢂⢢⢑⠌⡢⠡⣫⡮⡨⠠⠁⠂⣸⣿
⠱⢅⠨⠐⠠⠊⠎⠞⢵⡳⣥⡈⠢⡁⠢⠐⠄⠄⢀⣾⣿⣿
⠄⡁⠄⢀⡸⢪⠲⠵⣄⠍⢪⢞⡐⠌⠈⠄⠄⢀⣾⡿⣿⡿
⠄⠂⣴⣿⡐⢡⠑⡸⢠⠫⡀⠕⠁⢀⡠⣔⣮⡿⡯⣟⣿⢿
⣠⣾⡿⠟⢁⢠⢐⣁⡂⣈⢴⠄⢘⣾⡺⡯⡫⣏⢯⡳⡝⡇
⣿⣿⠁⠁⠄⢀⠆⣞⢿⣷⢱⠄⡜⡮⡳⡹⡸⡪⣱⡪⡪⠄
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢺⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠆⠜⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⠿⠛⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠻⣿⣿
⣿⣿⡏⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⣠⣤⣤⣶⣶⣶⣶⣶⣦⣤⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣴⣿
⣿⣿⣷⣄⠀⠀⠀⢠⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢿⡧⠇⢀⣤⣶
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣾⣮⣭⣿⡻⣽⣒⠀⣤⣜⣭⠐⢐⣒⠢⢰
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣏⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⣾⣿⠂⢈⢿⣷⣞
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣽⣿⣿⣷⣶⣾⡿⠿⣿⠗⠈⢻⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠻⠋⠉⠑⠀⠀⢘⢻
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠟⢹⣿⣿⡇⢀⣶⣶⠴⠶⠀⠀⢽
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⠀⠀⠣⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡟⢿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⡿⠟⠋⠀⠀⠀⠀⠹⣿⣧⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡀⣴⠁⢘⡙
⠉⠉⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠙⢿⠗⠂⠄⠀⣴⡟⠀⠀⡃
Твоя судьба сдохнуть в канаве.
⣼⡻⠕⠅⠁⣀⣤⣤⣄⣀⠈⠄⠁⠄⠁⣿⡮⠄⠁⠄⠄⡠⠶⠶⠦⡀⠈⣽⡢
⣿⣧⠄⠁⠄⠔⠒⠭⠭⠥⠥⠓⠄⢀⣴⣿⣿⡄⠁⠠⣤⠉⠉⣭⠝⠈⢐⣽⣕
⣿⣷⡢⢄⡰⡢⡙⠄⠠⠛⠁⢀⢔⣵⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⣄⡈⠁⠈⠁⠉⡹⣽⣿⣷
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣬⣭⡭⠔⣠⣪⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣵⡒⠫⠿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⣛⣥⣶⣿⠟⢁⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⡙⣿⣿⣶⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡫⠁⢀⠑⠓⠫⢝⢟⣿⣿⣿⣿⡻⠊⢉⣄⠈⠪⡫⢿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢟⠁⣰⣿⣿⣢⢤⣀⡀⠈⠉⠉⢀⠠⠪⢝⡻⣷⡀⠊⡪⡻⣿
⡫⢟⣿⣿⣿⣿⡊⢠⣿⣿⡫⠚⣊⣡⠶⢦⣤⣤⠶⠞⡛⠳⣌⠫⡻⡀⠈⡺⢿
⠪⡪⡫⢟⡿⣕⠁⡫⠝⠊⡴⠋⠁⠁⠐⠁⠂⠈⠐⠈⠈⠐⠐⠳⠄⠹⣇⠪⡻
⠄⠁⠊⠕⡪⢕⢀⠞⠁⠄⣁⢀⢀⣀⣤⣤⣠⣀⣤⣴⣶⣶⣶⡆⠄⠆⢷⠕⡪
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