''I Hate''

(Wakes up) The birds are singing, the flowers are blooming, my ♥♥♥♥ is throbbing, what a beautiful day for cooming. Good morning Alix Lynx, I've been awake for 20 whole seconds and I haven't coomed yet. It's time to hope on my porn throne and machine gun jackhammer my bloodshot death-grip bloodshot semi chub with my roided doomfist once again! (Types on keyboard). I-s...is that a Female Girl?? HMMGH*,* I-I MUST SNIFF, SNNNNNNNNIIIIIIIIIIIIFFFFFFFF** OH GOD (FAPFAPFAPFAP) ♥♥♥♥♥♥, HUHGHU, SNIIFF, HUHGJGUHHGUGHU (SMASHES DESK) I-I-IM COOOMING!!!!! IM COOMING, IM COOMING IM COOOMING IM COOOOOMING COOOOOOOOOOM, COOOMING, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, AHHAFHHAHUHG, COOOOOM, AW ♥♥♥♥ ITS EVERYWHERE, COOOOOM, AWGAHUGHAHG. Aw ♥♥♥♥, aw ♥♥♥♥. oh jesus. ahhghhha, there you are, my slippery white goo to the world, my son, my son...Well, it's time to get breakfast...well a little coom first wouldn't hurt.

Bro this dude a coomer

no hard feelings :)