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thewormstheowrmsthoemrms May 16 @ 12:12am 
that u in ur pic? cute
ashwee May 7 @ 3:25am 
ight
ashwee May 7 @ 3:24am 
what i cant say ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
ashwee May 7 @ 3:24am 
smells like ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ updog in here
thewormstheowrmsthoemrms May 2 @ 8:18pm 
supermegaultraepicmaxxing valveaddthispleasepilled
vegetablegardener Apr 24 @ 8:24pm 
not lookin at my peers, my eyes on the money
licking my lips Apr 19 @ 7:32am 
be nice
licking my lips Apr 17 @ 6:17am 
can i have ur tf2 items
xenithtxt Mar 27 @ 5:36am 
*leonardo dicaprio laughing on his yacht in wolf of wallstreet movie* yep, thats us
ashwee Mar 26 @ 5:04pm 
hello yes i'm here to file my taxes
thewormstheowrmsthoemrms Feb 16 @ 11:40pm 
yakub said it's my turn in the skull-enlarging vat
licking my lips Jan 14 @ 8:12pm 
i cummed
xenithtxt Jan 13 @ 9:09am 
WHEN WE LIVE SUCH FRAGILE LIVES (ill keep you my dirty little secret...............)
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𝑫𝒐𝒃𝒃𝒚 Dec 30, 2023 @ 4:01pm 
In the delicate fabric of our nation's existence, I address you today with a profound awareness of the fragility of peace. President Dobby recognizes that maintaining tranquility is a constant endeavor, one that demands our collective commitment and vigilance.

Peace is not a static state; rather, it is a nuanced equilibrium that requires nurturing, understanding, and a shared resolve. The Dobby Administration acknowledges the intricate balance that sustains our harmonious coexistence and strives to fortify the foundations upon which our society rests.
𝑫𝒐𝒃𝒃𝒚 Dec 30, 2023 @ 4:01pm 
As we tread the path of progress, let us remain cognizant of the delicate nature of peace. It is a treasure that must be guarded with unwavering dedication, for its preservation is the key to the prosperity and well-being of our nation. Through diplomatic wisdom, equitable policies, and an unyielding commitment to unity, President Dobby endeavors to secure a peaceful trajectory for our future.

Let us, as a united citizenry, recognize the significance of our collective role in upholding the precious peace we enjoy today. Together, we shall safeguard the tranquility that underpins our shared journey toward a brighter, more prosperous tomorrow.

Sincerely,
- 𝓟𝓻𝓮𝓼𝓲𝓭𝓮𝓷𝓽 𝓓𝓸𝓫𝓫𝔂
xenithtxt Dec 19, 2023 @ 5:47am 
ratchet n clank: shove it up my a$$hole
beeetlE Dec 17, 2023 @ 3:37pm 
+rep fast and efficient trader
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xenithtxt Nov 22, 2023 @ 8:28am 
unemployed = meaningless weekends
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jackawa Nov 9, 2023 @ 10:18am 
GoodrumGaming is your father
Guild Nov 9, 2023 @ 9:15am 
F tier memer since 2010
licking my lips Oct 27, 2023 @ 2:40pm 
why only double Vipa quotes
thewormstheowrmsthoemrms Oct 26, 2023 @ 12:35pm 
One time i met this chick and ♥♥♥♥♥♥ her in the mud. Sloppy style. She got all kinda mud in her coochie. Now I had just met her so I didn’t know she didn’t shower ever. Anyway the mud hardened after days and she got an infection. Died of sepsis. I bought that ♥♥♥♥♥ a drink and she said she’d cash app me so I robbed her grave and stole the teeth out her head. Sold em to Logan that works at the CVS. He said to me ‘the will of the sheep be bound to the covenant of the shepherd’. Idk wtf that means but I got $32 out of it.
xenithtxt Oct 20, 2023 @ 7:01am 
JustRepairMeBro [PAID FOR A ROSTER SLOT]
thewormstheowrmsthoemrms Oct 17, 2023 @ 1:30pm 
X
ashwee Oct 16, 2023 @ 6:36pm 
super huge large angry weiner
andrevv Sep 7, 2023 @ 8:53am 
I want to see you. I'm in the barnyard.
thewormstheowrmsthoemrms Aug 31, 2023 @ 5:00pm 
Meng Hao walked into the McDonald's. The cultivator taking his order gave a derisive snort, but Meng Hao did not really care, because he had repressed his aura down to the Single Patty Realm, and a fool would not be able to tell his true level of burger eating.

"Give me... a Happy Meal!"
thewormstheowrmsthoemrms Aug 31, 2023 @ 5:00pm 
The cultivator's face flickered before he finally regained his composure and laughed. "You couldn't afford a Happy Meal. Get lost! Don't you see that there are Double Quarter Pounder Realm eaters waiting behind you? Meng Hao slapped his bag of holding and threw 80 billion spirit McDonald's coupons onto the counter, causing an earthquake which demolished half of the restaurant. Everyone dropped their jaws. None could see how this was possible!

"I'll take that Happy Meal with a side order of fries, " Meng Hao said. He was as calm as the ocean in a painting of an insanely calm ocean. "And let me see your manager!"

The cashier cultivator coughed up a mouthful of ketchup. He simply could not handle Meng Hao's killing intent, because he was only at the Quarter Pounder with Cheese realm himself. Even though Meng Hao had suppressed his aura, because he had cultivated the Heavenly Burgin' Qi, this was enough to kill people a few levels higher if he truly wanted.
thewormstheowrmsthoemrms Aug 31, 2023 @ 5:00pm 
It was then that another man which a much more fierce aura stepped forward. "You dare make trouble here?"

"P... Patriarch Hamburglar!"

Patriarch Hamburglar was 99 cents of the way into the Big Mac Realm, plus tax! Meng Hao was pushed back two feet, knocking over a soda machine. Powerade Mountain Berry Blast geysered outward, killing several onlookers. Of course, Mayor McCheese saw all this happen through the window.

Meng Hao coughed up a mouthful of blood, snorted, constricted his pupils, and then his expression went calm. He unleashed the aura of 64 patties, condensed down to a 2 patty stack that could fit into his mouth! Mayor McCheese coughed up a mouthful of cheese. His pupils constricted.
thewormstheowrmsthoemrms Aug 31, 2023 @ 5:00pm 
"Is this... Seeking the McRib stage??"

Meng Hao had the gentle air of a scholar, but it wouldn't stop him from killing several people in a McDonald's. "Burger Devouring Scripture! I'm Lovin' It!"

With the first keyword of the Burger Devouring Scripture, everyone below the early Quarter Pounder With Cheese stage exploded into purple mist. The light of the immense heavenly burger shone down with the contours of a golden arch as 9 illusory burgers floated around Meng Hao's body, which is probably an important xianxia number that matches the number of lakes in some sacred Chinese province I've never heard of. But that was only a fraction of Meng Hao's power. He waved his arm, bringing forth thirty more cultivation techniques that hadn't appeared in over 400 chapters!
thewormstheowrmsthoemrms Aug 31, 2023 @ 5:00pm 
"Heavenly Tribulation Fries! Eastern Everburning Egg McMuffin! Fruit Smoothie Guillotine! Soul McCafe Mocha Incarnation!"

Meng Hao's expression was the same as ever as he slapped his bag of holding, and brought out his karmic ketchup packet, Fry Cook Lord medallion, seventeen different wooden time spatulas, a five-coloured resurrection coupon, the silk burger wrapper, various souls of lightning McNuggets that he may or may not still have, and his mask of the legacy of Ronald McDonald. Oh, and the image of a flying Chicken Snack Wrap dragon appeared. Remember that? It was basically his Main Thing at the start of the novel, but quietly faded into irrelevance. Until now! All of this takes some time to describe, but actually happened in the space of only a few breaths. "What! Impossible!"
thewormstheowrmsthoemrms Aug 31, 2023 @ 5:00pm 
Meng Hao wanted to summon the parrot as well, but it was too overcome with eroticism by the purple fur depicted on a nearby poster of Grimace, and was busy drilling out a glory hole straight through the poster, and the wall it was pinned to, with its strong parrot erection.

But it was more than enough. The Hamburglar's soul flew out and was absorbed into his mask! He screamed as his body was destroyed completely.

Meng Hao brushed off his robe and swept up his spirit coupons and everyone's bags of holding which probably didn't have any cool sh*t inside unless I write him into a corner later, and anyways, don't worry about it for now. He surveyed the rubble that was all that remained of the McDonald's.

"Guess I'll be taking that Happy Meal... to go!"
xenithtxt Aug 6, 2023 @ 10:38am 
she knee'D ME IN THE STOMACHHH!!!! (that darned smile of his....)
calo Jul 2, 2023 @ 10:19pm 
:auimp:
WHOPPERWIFI Jun 3, 2023 @ 3:36pm 
awhhh spades got picked last in pugs
xenithtxt May 30, 2023 @ 5:39am 
$pade$ is mad he wasnt part of the pre$tigou$ $ilver $avage clan
Spades Slick♠ May 25, 2023 @ 8:25pm 
:3
thewormstheowrmsthoemrms May 20, 2023 @ 4:59pm 
-rep i wish i had possession of your address. i found a big rock today that looks like it would be perfect to bash your head in with. i hate you. i hate you and so do the rocks. they speak to me. they hate you. me and the rocks and your brain. we hate you.
WHOPPERWIFI Apr 29, 2023 @ 2:10pm 
nice pic
thewormstheowrmsthoemrms Apr 19, 2023 @ 5:42pm 
cute flower in ur alias, i take it that means ur finally ready to edate me?
Spades Slick♠ Apr 14, 2023 @ 10:51pm 
$ilver $avage$ with dollar $ign$
thewormstheowrmsthoemrms Apr 14, 2023 @ 2:03pm 
i support electronic tips on card readers not to support the workers but as a tax on weak-willed fools
andrevv Apr 14, 2023 @ 9:33am 
Cream a little when the cheque coems to my table and I know I am about to experience the thrill of stiffing a Servoid... Could be angelic service but yuo still aint gettin a tip lol ! #NoTipsCrew
calo Mar 25, 2023 @ 2:18pm 
:meadowgoat:
thewormstheowrmsthoemrms Mar 21, 2023 @ 7:22am 
Some tech bros in Cali make a few withdrawals and Credit Suisse is instantly obliterated????
GOOP HEAD Mar 17, 2023 @ 11:44am 
mine fewer