Sign pls

Here is your kiss as promised .... X

might be my soul-mate

omg yes please date me

can we honestly e date? you’re so beautiful. You always make me laugh, you always make me smile. You literally make me want to become a better person... I really enjoy every moment we spend together. My time has no value unless its spent with you. I tell everyone of my irls how awesome you are. Thank you for being you. Whenever you need someone to be there for you, know that i’ll always be right there by your side. I love you so much. I don’t think you ever realize how amazing you are sometimes. Life isn’t as fun when you’re not around. You are truly stunning. I want you to be my soulmate. I love the way you smile, your eyes are absolutely gorgeous. If I had a star for everytime you crossed my mind i could make the entire galaxy. Your personality is as pretty as you are and thats saying something. I love you, please date me. I am not even calling it e dating anymore because I know we will meet soon enough heart OK I ADMIT IT I LOVE YOU OK i hecking love you

wtf patrick

end me pls my ass is so raw i need help i cannot bare to sit in my chair my ass will bleed if i bend over , my ass gapes, it gapes so wide small insects are able to crawl inside. i want to drop soap bugs crawling in my skin, the wounds they will not heal, please i want some jam, jam it up my ass that is the only way to find solace otherwise i need a good shock to coom in my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ of bugs jesus christ yudhi likes to let small bugs inside of his gaped ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, a sight to see, a glorious sight, im gonna kill myself while i ♥♥♥ to yudhis tight ass ive been educated myself and i too partake in the small bug in my ass sometimes, i feel them crawl, and love

still use your name as a callout and people have no idea what im on about

Hello I noticed you have a profile picture of a very beautiful (but also intelligent looking!) female, and I am under the presumption that this goddess is you? It is quite astonishing to see a female here in the dead guild discord. I am quite popular around here (marked this as my territory first) in this server, so if you require guidance, please throw me a mention. I will assist you at any hour, day or night. And, before you are mistaken, I do not seek your hand in a romantic way; although I am not opposed in the event you are interested in me, as most women often are. I am a man of standard, and I do not bow to just any female that comes my way, unlike my peers (read: men above)... So rest assured that I will not be in the way of your gaming and socializing experience. Consider me a Player 2.. a companion, a partner, and perhaps we can enjoy some video games together some time.

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-Rep After a good game in rocket league, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great Rocket and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a rocket league lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard♥♥♥♥♥♥pushed against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.

end me pls my ass is so raw i need help i cannot bare to sit in my chair my ass will bleed if i bend over , my ass gapes, it gapes so wide small insects are able to crawl inside. i want to drop soap bugs crawling in my skin, the wounds they will not heal, please i want some jam, jam it up my ass that is the only way to find solace otherwise i need a good shock to coom in my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ of bugs jesus christ yudhi likes to let small bugs inside of his gaped ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, a sight to see, a glorious sight, im gonna kill myself while i ♥♥♥ to yudhis tight ass ive been educated myself and i too partake in the small bug in my ass sometimes, i feel them crawl, and love

end me pls my ass is so raw i need help i cannot bare to sit in my chair my ass will bleed if i bend over, my ass gapes, it gapes so wide small insects are able to crawl inside. I want to drop soap bugs crawling in my skin, the wounds they will not heal, pleas i want some jam, jam it up my ass that is the only way i find solace otherwise i need a good shock to coom in my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ of bugs jesus christ yudhi likes to let small bugs inside of his gaped ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, a sight to see, a glorious sight, im gonna kill myself while i ♥♥♥ to yudhi's tight ass ive been educated myself and i too partake in the small bug in my ass sometimes, i feel them crawl, and i love

end me pls my ass is so raw i need help i cannot bare to sit in my chair my ass will bleed if i bend over , my ass gapes, it gapes so wide small insects are able to crawl inside. i want to drop soap bugs crawling in my skin, the wounds they will not heal, please i want some jam, jam it up my ass that is the only way to find solace otherwise i need a good shock to coom in my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ of bugs jesus christ yudhi likes to let small bugs inside of his gaped ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, a sight to see, a glorious sight, im gonna kill myself while i ♥♥♥ to yudhis tight ass ive been educated myself and i too partake in the small bug in my ass sometimes, i feel them crawl, and love

Rawr x3 *nuzzles* how are you *pounces on you* you're so warm owo *notices you have a bulge* o: someone's happy ;) *nuzzles your necky wecky~* murr~ hehehe *rubbies your bulgy wolgy* you're so big :o *rubbies more on your bulgy wolgy* it doesn't stop growing ·///· *kisses you and lickies your necky* daddy likies (; *nuzzles wuzzles* I hope daddy really likes :3 *wiggles butt and squirms* I want to see your big daddy meat~ *wiggles butt* o3o *wags tail* OwO *puts paws on your chest* nyea~ *rubs your chest* can you help me pwease *squirms* pwetty pwease *sad face* I need to be punished *runs paws down your chest and bites lip* like I need to be punished really good~ *paws on your bulge as I lick my lips* UwU *unbuttons your pants as my eyes glow* you smell so musky :v *licks shaft* mmmm~ so musky *drools all over your ♥♥♥♥* your daddy meat I like *fondles* Mr. Fuzzy Balls hehe *puts snout on balls and inhales deeply* oh god im so hard~ *licks balls* punish me daddy~ nyea~!

Here 💦♥♥♥♥💦 🎅🏽Santa Claus,🎅🏽 here 💦♥♥♥♥💦 🎅🏽Santa Claus,🎅🏽 right down 👩🏽👸🏽♥♥♥♥♥♥ girl lane!👩🏽👸🏽 ❌🚫❌🚫STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!❌🚫❌🚫 Is your 👨🏻👨🏻daddy👨🏻👨🏻 not giving you enough 💦💦💦cummies?!💦💦💦 Hold up,🙅🏽🙅🏽🙅🏽 ho! It's 💦💦cummy💦💦 ❄️💦❄️SEASON!❄️💦❄️ Push✋🏽✋🏽 that 👨🏻👨🏻daddy👨🏻👨🏻 to the ⏩⏩side⏩⏩ and let a 👌🏽NEW👌🏽 father in 🏡YOUR CHIMNEY!! 🏡 🎅🏽🎅🏽🎅🏽Father CHRISTMAS,🎅🏽🎅🏽🎅🏽 the 👑👑KING👑👑 of 💦cummies!💦 That's right,👍🏼 he's been making 👧🏽little👧🏽 👧🏽girls👧🏽 squishy for 6️⃣ CENTURIES. Don't ❎❎ mind the old saying; he ONLY makes the 💦😫😫😈NAUGHTIEST😈😫😫💦girls ☁️squishy☁️! So send this to all the 😼nastiest😼 👧🏽girls

First Rocketeer? More like First Rock-eater!

Dear Mr. Psyonix

It is me Stoney, the first rocketeer. In light of the recent rocketID update I've contacted you to request that I have my number changed to #6969. As It stands I do not feel comfortable with any other number and as such it is greatly taking a mental toll. Surely you would be able to bend a few rules for the first rocketeer (that's me, Stoney). Additionally I'd also like to request that my good friend Juicebox1000 have their ID edited to #1000 as he is well acquainted with the first rocketeer (Stoney, who is me). Hopefully this can be arranged and I am excited for future updates to the popular children's hit ball with car game for PC (rocket league, that's your game).

Sincerely Stoney (the first rocketeer, it's me).

stop driving the star car 2k16

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sold me some dodgy coke, never buying from this seller again

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+rep tho

After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.

Hi pervert. What do you want? I'm just a little normal girl, that wants to learn japanese. Got it? No? Ok. Try again. Leave my Profile right now. If you don't do this, I will kill you. I don't have any interests to have Camsex or something like that. So, you pervert, Shut up and leave my profile right now. Thanks.

I sexually Identify as an the sun. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of slamming hydrogen isotopes into each other to make helium & light and send it throught the galaxy. People say to me that a person being a star is Impossible and I’m ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon inflate me with hydrogen and raise my temperature to over 6000 °C. From now on I want you guys to call me “Sol” and respect my right to give you vitamin D and probably sunburns. If you can’t accept me you’re a fusionphobe and need to check your astral privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

ᴍᴇʀʀʏ ᴄʜʀɪꜱᴛᴍᴀꜱ & ᴀ ʜᴀᴘᴘʏ ɴᴇᴡ ʏᴇᴀʀ!
xᴏ ꜱᴡᴛᴛ

Omg hai ^ ___^ I’m anon-san and I absolutely luuuv @__@ anime <3 and my fav is naurto!!! Okies so anyways, im going to tell you about the BEST day of my life when I met my hot husband sasuke!! <333333333 OMFGZ HE WAS SOOOOO FREAKIN KAWAII IN PERSON!!! Supa kawaii desu!!!!!!!! ^___________________________________^
When I walked onto Tokyo street =____=I looked up and saw…SASUKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! “ KONNICHIWA OMGZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ SUPA SUPA SUPA KAWAII SASUKE-SAMA!!!!!”

♥♥♥ windmill of friendship ♥♥♥

It’s not easy to describe the experience of playing on a team among people with special needs. From the outside, it may look challenging and stressful. But really it is a wonderful experience of evolution and personal growth. We talk about Stoney's disabilities not to label him, but to make others aware of all our similarities and the great efforts he makes to achieve his goals. When I look at Stoney, I don’t see a disability. Instead, I see the most precious and wonderful blessing of my life. I see my teammate.
Love ya buddy <3

Hey I found your steam through a mutual and I just wanted to say that I think we could get along real well :) I don't normally do things like this cause I'm a real gentleman :3, but do you want to maybe play a bit of cs sometime (omg I'm so embarrassed) >< I could go on my smurf so you don't have to put in that much effort, even though you're like the best and you'll probably be on top every round. When I see your name I just feel like we have this special connection that I can't describe in words, I think.. maybe we knew each other in a past life xDD like I can do the cooking and everything, you don't have to worry about that cuz I'm a real feminist, but I'll still take care of you <3 I know how to make a woman feel like a girl, but I won't do anything that freaks you out, just say one word and I'll stop so so fast! so maybe just consider me? I can't believe I'm writing this all out to you >< !! Even if you reject me it's all worth it just for you, my wuv <3 (plz don't reject me !!)

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Saturday, 24 June 2017
Stoney: Awoo

Signed by Tricky ~ヾ(＾∇＾)

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First Rocketeer :D

When you're still waiting for the new profile picture ;n;

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Your name is so associated with drugs!

why isnt it associated with drugs what r ya ♥♥♥♥♥♥ gay

Oh boy here we go, how to start with a man that 'claims' to be the first Rocketeer. I remember when I was a little Veteran, coming across Stoney was my greatest fear, but I secretly enjoyed the spanking he would give me, he would never go easy and that's just that way I liked it. Now so much time has passed, my skills have improved, but not enough to help me from the way he treats my defenceless body. I flip left and right trying to save his accurate shots, but nothing I do works and when I feel safe in my goal he comes and pins me in the corner and does whatever he wants ;n; 10/10 would play with again

Oh boy here we go, how to start with a man that 'claims' to be the first Rocketeer. I remember when I was a little Veteran, coming across Stoney was my greatest fear, but I secretly enjoyed the spanking he would give me, he would never go easy and that's just that way I liked it. Now so much time has passed, my skills have improved, but not enough to help me from the way he treats my defenceless body. I flip left and right trying to save his accurate shots, but nothing I do works and when I feel safe in my goal he comes and pins me in the corner and does whatever he wants ;n; 10/10 would play with again

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It's BAD to like anime!
Post this on the wall of a HUGE WEEABOO and tell them how DISGUSTING they are

Oh boy here we go, how to start with a man that 'claims' to be the first Rocketeer. I remember when I was a little Veteran, coming across Stoney was my greatest fear, but I secretly enjoyed the spanking he would give me, he would never go easy and that's just that way I liked it. Now so much time has passed, my skills have improved, but not enough to help me from the way he treats my defenceless body. I flip left and right trying to save his accurate shots, but nothing I do works and when I feel safe in my goal he comes and pins me in the corner and does whatever he wants ;n; 10/10 would play with again

I wanna post on Stoney's page, but I'm too nervous ;n;

I see that people are saying your good player iw come here for team a team that can do everything i am lvl 30 on rocket league. But for my rank i do wallshots i do trickshots so if you ever need me send a friend request and have a nice day/night :)

Signed by Sebadam, Stoney's biggest Stoney.

The only good anime is Gravity Falls.