Got the new breakneck baggies from him, fair trader, prompt and polite! +

You helped yourself to my virginity because my mare parts smelled good?

"Team Fortress 2 is the first game I install on a new machine, because I love the way it looks; it is also the first game I uninstall because I uninstall it immediately. Love for Team Fortress 2 is so universal that people generally assume I’m “trollin’” when I say so, but I might actually hate it. Nothing that happens in that game ever made sense. To me, obviously; please assume that when I say something I’m speaking from my own perspective. I once described it as twenty-four croquet balls banging around in a dryer, and that’s exactly how it feels. It’s FPS slapstick and it will not allow me to care about it." -Penny Arcade

♥♥♥♥♥♥ is new. -♥♥♥♥♥♥