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ㅤ* They call it “pms” because “mad cow disease” was already taken.
ㅤ* The best thing about living at the beach is that you only have ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ on three sides of you.
ㅤ* A woman goes into a US sporting goods store to buy a rifle. "It's for my husband", she tells the clerk.
"Did he tell you what gauge to get?" asks the clerk.
Are you kidding?" she says. "He doesn't even know that I'm going to shoot him!"
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ㅤㅤㅤㅤ I"m giggling!