UGC Kumori: You are a magnet for the bad teams.
Spifftastic_ - "Competitive TF2: where we talk about video games instead of playing them."
Sermackle: "[Pudding] is the best leader you will ever have."
RIP steel curse April 14, 2014 - February 15, 2016

DeCourtesy "Pray to the J" Davis: these are amazing
PlzPuddngPlz: dude I used to play competitive video games
PlzPuddngPlz: Back in 2015 I went through all 1000+ steam emojis and bought all the ones with sunglasses
DeCourtesy "Pray to the J" Davis: the sentence above is honestly the number 1 profile sentence I've ever seen
DeCourtesy "Pray to the J" Davis: that should be a steam badge


sirfalcon219 : what does the right trigger do on tyhe flamethrower guy

anomalist :(: did i tell you i'm going to japan in a month?
PlzPuddngPlz: Florida out of girls?

FUZZDuKKK : corborg come back i lust for your ass

Xanderqixter: i only upvote porn

"If this was a drinking game and we drank every time your scout died I'd be dead of alcohol poisoning" - Aegis, watching a viaduct scrim

cjcxsbqysruxnsm : lol spy is still leading the team whi8ch is me ahhahah

› Dentisting: I would be first place too if it weren't for you meddling kids
♬ PlzPuddngPlz ♬: sorry
♬ PlzPuddngPlz ♬: I can't hear you from all the way down there on the rankings
♬ PlzPuddngPlz ♬: you'll have to speak up
› Dentisting: I SAID I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ HATE YOU
› Dentisting: <3
♬ PlzPuddngPlz ♬: BUDlove:

Yonnie : I dont like you and youre a peice of ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ circutting construction worker

ThatFalloutDude : have you smoked the devils lettuce

"Heavy's eating aggressively left!" - Grumpy

thammaratt2548 has renamed their The Fortified Compound to LOLOLOL55555555555555555555555555555555

Watermelon Man | Trade.tf has renamed their Grenade Launcher to how to get a kill with only 2 shots

[Grumpy talking about his moving job]
"Yeah I'm a mover"
"Are you a shaker?" - Pudding
"No, that'd break the contents. I wiggle my butt sometimes but that makes the women uncomfortable."

feliz navidad inmundo animal : i want valve adds players with unusuals cant joins to pubs

feliz navidad inmundo animal : for more ♥♥♥♥♥ ou can say is a noob because is using reserve shooting

Xanderqixter : my stomache has a sache
Xanderqixter : ache&
Xanderqixter : uache
Xanderqixter : ffff
Xanderqixter : ache*

Espurr: "Please stop shooting missiles at my dog."

Vox: "I'm black but not really... I have big lips"

The_Undercover_Penguin : i have no earned clothes : (

*DEAD*(TEAM) Æ T H E R : someone poop on the pyro pls

"I love a little bit of player harassment" -VoxDei

*DEAD* dragon6391 | trade.tf : Pudding is OP
*DEAD* dragon6391 | trade.tf : Jesus

*DEAD* Wallie : carry
Wallie : u need back surgery pudding

[Went on mic in a pub]
vansolem : plszpudding stfu u grwon man
vansolem : u chold molester

♥Warpy♥: play havoman
S3 | PlzPuddngPlz lfs mon 'ring: Can't
♥Warpy♥: ur ♥♥♥♥
S3 | PlzPuddngPlz lfs mon 'ring: ur face is ♥♥♥♥
♥Warpy♥: guess that explains why your mom is always trying to suck on my chin

[Vox goes on a 33 killstreak in a badwater lobby]
VoxDei: "Ugh, respawn timers are sooo long."
Pudding: "Why, you never seen one before?"

What's that, a UGC cardboard medic trying to talk? Listen here you little piece of crocket bait, your overdose won't save you from the wrath of Brulée. I'm coming at you like an iron spy. My crossbows will snipe you until you're more dead than repairmebro's career. Thought you could make it to the health pack? THINK AGAIN, you just got P-REKT, you mountain-dew-guzzling, cheeto-stained f2p. My thousands hours of medic MGE have created a master of the midfight, or, as your team will play it, the midFLIGHT; none shall surpass my airshots. BRING IT ON!

(TEAM) alex.huneycutt98 : how do you backstab?
(TEAM) S3 | PlzPuddngPlz 'ring : you stab the back
(TEAM) S3 | PlzPuddngPlz 'ring : as spy
*DEAD*(TEAM) alex.huneycutt98 : oh

Skitzo Epic : anyone got an engineer hand for trade?

What the ♥♥♥♥ did you just ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ say about me, you little gibusvision? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in UGC iron highlander, I’ve been involved in numerous high-level steel scrims and I have over 300 confirmed TF2Center Lobbies. I am trained in high level spycrabbing and I’m the top sydney sleeper sniper in the entire iron 6v6 division. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the ♥♥♥♥ out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ words. You think you can get away with saying that ♥♥♥♥ to me on this server? Think again, scrublord. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of UGC admins and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the DDOS, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your team. It's ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my pan. Not only am I extensively trained in demoknight and spy vs spy MGE, but I have access to the entire banhammer arsenal of the UGC 4s league and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable gibus off the face of the server, you little ♥♥♥♥. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” bind was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ idiot. I will piss jarate all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dead, kiddo.

[Shamelessly stolen from Crabby]
PAULO_BENGUE : Stop to be idiot and make class fight, it only make u more kid
*DEAD* PAULO_BENGUE : scout vs scout
*DEAD* PAULO_BENGUE : oh i got win hurr durr im the best scout of universe
PAULO_BENGUE : hurr durr

(TEAM) Shnoiv : there's a fake spy
(TEAM) Shnoiv : looks red
(TEAM) Shnoiv : is fake red spy
(TEAM) Shnoiv : actual blue spy

KTqt: "You're married or something, right?"
Pudding: "Dude, I'm nineteen. < Wow I feel old when I read this one now