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If you are a beautiful strong Soviet warrior, someone will put this in your comments.
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The most dedicated larper i've ever ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ seen,This man has refused to stop being a gay ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ panda for over 2 years now and it's starting to teeter on the edge of furryism. I once caught the ♥♥♥♥♥♥ shopping for bamboo on e-bay which he justified as "CaSuAl ReSeArCh". This is only made worse by the fact that the one time I got to look through his search history (bad ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ idea i'm still going to therapy for it) I saw a link to a dating site for pandas which in of itself is bad enough but the link I clicked on went to a page where you could pay some ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ obese ashkenazi furry for lazy sex with bamboo. You genuinely can't make this ♥♥♥♥ up man. For the love of god man just return to normality and stop drinking Californian tap water, it's lined with the gay.
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+50% Res. to gas attacks of the Zyklon B variety.
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░░░▀█▌▀██▀░▄░░░░░░░░░███▐███ Send this dank meme to atleast 83 weeaboos,
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The average joe I kidnap tends to scare too easily and forces the foreskin to become overripe which is not good for me whatsoever, I implore you, send the professionals as they'll help me very much and hey, if you send enough I might even have enough to send you your own shiny foreskin suit.
Much Love,
African/The Man That ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Your Sister.
( S E M E N*)
because LEGALLY BINDING AGREEMENTS aren't REALLY legally binding