Recent reviews by swallowed 10 pennies please help

physdics don't work right :/

i like furry smash bros

changed my life

honest to god what the ♥♥♥♥ i ran into a skeleton and he said he hated me so he crashed my game and i hadn't saved in a while what the ♥♥♥♥

I stumbled upon this game while attempting to find horse vore porn and was initially very upset and flacid, but when I started actually playing, I realised this was the best game I have ever encountered.

Let's start with the gameplay. You get to ride around as a horse with the spacebar and arrow key, and let me tell you when I say it takes skill to beat all the middle-aged women playing this game via facebook. Sometimes I almost have to concentrate on the game instead of staring intently at the horse and wondering if my fantasies will ever come true.

But more importantly, the in-depth story. You are a new rider who's trying to make it in the horse-riding scene. The plot only gets deeper when you realise that if you fail to become to number one rider in the world, you too will become a single middle-aged woman who plays this game in her spare time when not looking for dates on match.com so she can actually have children before her biological clock runs out. It really adds pressure to the game.

Overall, this game has wit and charm, and I would recommend it to anyone who doesn't want to feel alive anymore, and is waiting for the slow embrace of death to take them away.

9/10