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[2] When the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ started it was a blessing. Not for anyone within earshot, of course. It sounded like a helicopter shredding through a field of opera singers. As my entire body liquified itself and evacuated through my lower half, I couldn't help but think about when I learned where Cyclops, from the X-Men, gets his lasers from that he shoots from his eyes. They come from a dimension of pure energy, which he channels through his eyeballs. IMO, maltitol is a gateway to the fart and ♥♥♥♥ dimension, channeled through my butthole, because there is no way my body contained enough mass to do what it did to the toilet that night.

[1] The last time I ate "keto chocolate" I didn't check to see, and it turned out to contain maltitol as the primary sweetener. I figured that out on my own about 10 minutes after eating four chocolates. My stomach gave the death rattle bubbleguts and I knew. 10 minutes after that I was writhing in pain on the bed. Every five minutes or so, my butthole would blossom open and unleash a foghorn of gasses. Not like a normal fart- like 15 uninterrupted seconds of straight farting. Count to 15 right now, do it. Think about a fart lasting that long. A fart torrent. And it wasn't even enough to relieve the stabbing, excruciating pressure in my body. I was pouring sweat, moaning. It probably looked like I was going through withdrawl symptoms, and no doubt it smelled like a hot swamp.

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-Rep After a good game in csgo, i accepted his add because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship. He invited me to his home for a csgo lan party. I said i would go because i was looking forward to meeting him in real life. When I arrived at his house after drinking hard stimulants, i tried to greet him by national tradition and nibbled on his ear, which he didn't like. He punched me and then 1 tapped me. Turns out he's xenophobic. Don't trust this guy.

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The Manifesto for Agile Software Development is based on twelve principles:

1. Customer satisfaction by early and continuous delivery of valuable software.
2. Welcome changing requirements, even in late development.
3. Deliver working software frequently (weeks rather than months)
4. Close, daily cooperation between business people and developers
5. Projects are built around motivated individuals, who should be trusted
6. Face-to-face conversation is the best form of communication (co-location)
7. Working software is the primary measure of progress
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9. Continuous attention to technical excellence and good design
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I can't ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ take it any more. Among Us has singlehandedly ruined my life. The other day my teacher was teaching us Greek Mythology and he mentioned a pegasus and I immediately thought 'Pegasus? more like Mega Sus!!!!' and I've never wanted to kms more. I can't look at a vent without breaking down and ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ crying. I can't eat pasta without thinking 'IMPASTA??? THATS PRETTY SUS!!!!' Skit 4 by Kanye West. The lyrics ruined me. A Mongoose, or the 25th island of greece. The scientific name for pig. I can't ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ take it anymore.

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hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you :wink: sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun

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