tell nykkes you dont want no dam green eggs and ham you need a real ♥♥♥♥♥ meal lol

Hey there Mr. Bones. Wanna try out my ham. It’s green and it’s good. This isn’t a scam :3

Yes, you have been punned by the PUNisher.

Then again, no guts no glory

Don't my puns tickle your funny bone?

Because I like to play the Trom-bone.

I got a bone to pick with you.

kek

[Comments on own profile cause they’re bored as hell]

I had an erocktion

brony ♥♥♥

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When your profile picture fits your name just right. Ten outta ten.

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