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👹 * 🍆 * 🎍 * 👑 * 💃 * 💎 * 💚 * 🥞 * 🔋 * 🚗 * 📀 * 🎽 * 👑 * 🥗 * 👾 * 🍖
ㅤ* Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back.
ㅤ* I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks.
ㅤ* A wife was having a go at her husband. "Look at Mr Barnes across the road", she moaned. "Every morning when he goes to work, he kisses his wife goodbye. Why don't you do that?"
"Because I haven't been introduced to her yet", replied her old man.
😺 * 🌂 * 🎫 * 🐛 * 👃 * 🍇 * 💄 * 👽 * 📒 * 👔 * 🏓 * 🐊 * 🎄 * 🚘 * 🐝 * 💃
ㅤㅤㅤㅤ I"m giggling!
p.s. will u sign my profile please
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