***I DO NOT ADD RANDOMS, INVENTORY NOT FOR SALE***
How many bears does it take to get to the center of a Russian dad? the world may never know.
- Sean and Bryce
Dammit, there's a fat lady in my picture!
- My mom
A YO GUUUURL ON AH BIKE!
- Bryce
Frank is a ♥♥♥♥.
- Gyorgy
I want to buy an 80's cellphone from you, it's really huge and I want a brain tumor.
- Ian
Time to chew ass and kick bubble gum, and im all out of ass.
- Guy on casual CSGO server
Huns do not need simple installations.
- Cameron
I'm going to eat some GoGurts and cry myself to sleep.
- Josh
We used to have them all the time until we switched to Mickey chicken nuggets.
- Josh
I put Bames Jond in it and he married a banana.
- Sam
He was stealing a TV and died.
- Ian
All these ads make me want to shoot myself.
- Josh
Where is Portal 3?!
- Yumbo
I want to reach for the edge of the Universe's ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.
- Ian
I suck at it and it makes me mad.
- Earl
You're getting your butt wiped for that.
- my mom
Mom, can you please go back to watching lifetime.
- Yumbo
Asthama powers active! *starts having breathing problems*
- Josh
I saw Markiplier play it, now i want to play
- Yumbo
If a girl wears pants, she automatically likes vagina.
- Ignorant 50's dad
Is now really the time for full and complete stops?!
- Cameron
First thing tomorrow morning? SLAY EVIL!
- Earl
I want to hang out with you more so I can get to know you less.
- Tommy
You're a ♥♥♥♥♥, and I don't like you. Does that make me gay?
- Tommy
Keepin it cool and crunkin it down the cappin crunk is in town
- Earl (/tts)
american runs on crunkin
- Cameron (/tts)
♥♥♥♥♥♥' STINK BUGS!....... ♥♥♥♥♥♥' ♥♥♥♥♥!
- Franklin
Here, let me send you the more compressed version.
- Ian
I had to pirate Microsoft Word.
- Ian
Rocket League is more important than your happiness
- Earl
I'm going to get a bendy straw and a coke.
- Earl
Bring a controller and some condoms.
- Julia
(In the Carl's Jr commercial voice) The new, Dog but hole, only at Carl's Jr.
- Ian
Only because they wrote a clickbait tho, *meanwhile earl terrorizes dwarves*
- Cameron
No, I don't feel anything, cause I'm a grizzled war veteran. Only thing I feel is poop in my diaper cause of my PTSD.
- Earl
WHO IS MOWING MY LAWN!?!?
- Doge
Ugh, it smells like grilled bad breath.
- Jacob
In a bit, my salami just flipped my futon.
- Yumbo
It was like a smorgasbord of prepubescents.
- Earl
I finished at the same time my computer did.
- Ian