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Girl: am I ugly?
Boy: yes
Girl: do you even want to ignore me forever?
Boy: yes
Girl: do you even hate me?
Boy: yes
Girl: would you smile if I walked away
Boy: yes
*She'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyes*
*The boy grabbed her arm*
Boy: you're not ugly..... You're disgusting
Boy: i don't want to ignore you forever..... I need to block you forever
Boy: i don't hate you...... I loathe you
Boy: i wouldn't smile if you walked away...... I would get high if you walked away
Girl whispered: please stay with me
Boy: ♥♥♥♥♥ you crazy
*tonight at midnight your true love will call you and offer you the lowest insurance premiums you have ever heard in your life, remember nobody is a better neighbor than your ex girlfriend.
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I am 13. Just my grandpa and I are staying down at his shack at the moment. I've been sleeping with no clothes on for the passed few nights because it feels better and my grandpa doesn't come into my room much, so he wouldn't know. But this morning I accidentally slept in so grandpa came in to wake me up. I had morning wood (an erection in the morning that is caused in your sleep) and I had kicked the covers off during the night so I was laying there naked, with a hard-on (how embaressing!!). Grandpa quickly went out of the room and we weren't talking because it was awkward. Then later on today I was wanking off in the bathroom (which doesn't have a lock) when I thought my grandpa was outside. He walked in just as I was ejaculating and groaning with orgasm. One day doesn't get much more embaressing than that!! How unlucky. My grandpa and I haven't talked for seven hours now. What should I say to him?