https://youtu.be/NYeaukbFEAI

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IenaTS7H0JU

man is so bad at puzzles, he couldnt even get the cat first try :/

Man cannot comprehend puzzles.

Give me my 1992 Micheal Jackson special edition Fedora back, your getting mayonnaise all over it.

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Has like 5 pictures of Brad scattered around in his house, he also thinks that Wendy Williams is a nuclear meltdown in the middle of southeast asia

You free next Tuesday for that sex thing?

this man stole my bones and didn't give them back 8.5/10

8.5/10 Got my headcrab back with the addition of jorts, he also got me a cheese enchilada

nut

"Oh Bob!" Screamed Dizzy as Bob plunged his ♥♥♥♥ into the Mixers buttocks.

"Quite now Dizzy, we wouldn't want Wendy to hear." Bob said to dizzy.

For a while now Bob and Dizzy had been seeing each other after work. Despite him and Wendy being together Bob saw something in the young mixer, he had to have her. Something about her made him crazy. Her eyes, her grated mouth, her cement mixer. From the moment he saw her he knew he had to have her for his own.

"When I'm done with you, you aren't going to be mixing for a while." Said the builder as he thrusted harder into Dizzy's ass.

"Oh yes Bob! Yes!" Dizzy Squealed. This was Dizzy's first time having sex. She had always seen Roley and Scoop ♥♥♥♥ from afar, always jealous of what they had. But now was her time, she could finnaly experience what she had seen for so long.

"Harder! Harder! Harder!" Moaned Dizzy.

Bob complied.

=rep Showed up early

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+rep taught me how to work in the salt mines

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0cPXEo6gqBI/

Charged shoulder right here.