- Don't invite me to groups, I won't join them.
- Don't invite me to a game unless I'm playing it. (seriously, inviting me to a game is like asking to be removed)
- Don't ask for free ♥♥♥♥ or beg
- Don't add me if you're full of yourself
- Don't add me if you
chat
like
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https://twitter.com/daniandl/status/807669917457797120

"How did you make that cool background art?!!?"
http://sapic.github.io/

(offensive)

♕ T the O foot M ♕: So i must go now to stab a goat 36 times in the chest before eating him
♕ T the O foot M ♕: Bye.

Danian: You haven't heard of this game?
Luke: Nope
Danian: Addicting as ♥♥♥♥ http://agar.io/
Luke: What the heck do you do?
[4:04:33 PM] Luke: Oooooh
.... 2 hours pass ....
[6:02:51 PM] Luke: ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ this is pissing me off
Danian: Are you STILL playing it?
Luke: Yes
Danian: its been 2 hours luke.
Luke: Yes.

"I'm so ♥♥♥♥!" -Maarethyu 2015

YuutaS <3: i cant code that well
YuutaS <3: I just watch maarethyu get mad at Notepad

"Neither you dont!" -Maare

"What is CSS?" - Maarethyu
"Oh wait.." - Maarethyu, 4 seconds later

qshroed: alter nur deine fresse ist dünn

Freddo: im not homophobic, you gay boy!

"The meme was not optimized" -Maarethyu
"The graphism are ♥♥♥♥" - Maarehthyu
"Then i boom on the wall" -Maarethyu
"No but Danian its cuz you're a stupid people" -Maarethyu
"Im not french ok!" -Maarethyu

Me: What do you think Valve even does on "Maintenance Tuesdays"
Maarethyu: They try to delete access.log

Maarethyu: Then the computer does the eat.

Maarethyu: i like how danian(dot)website can now be considered as hosting company

Danian: how do I clean my fedora
Maarethyu: rm -rf /

Robinlemon.php: For the jackpot
Robinlemon.php: We could have a massive dildo icon
Robinlemon.php: Because it always ♥♥♥♥♥ me over

hey im joe: 0,00014
hey im joe: That's like a ♥♥♥♥ hair of a float

Maarethyu: some tld's are so ♥♥♥♥
Maarethyu: i mean, even zelda doesn't want a .link

"When i go piss in my neighbours garden.." -Maarethyu

"I like how asking a question on stack overflow is now more balsy than going into the army" -Maarethyu

Axel: My friend thought you made the site in google sites
Maarethyu: This ♥♥♥♥♥♥ is such a ♥♥♥♥♥♥
Maarethyu: Don't touch me you filthy casual

Maarethyu: How much do you weigh in french?
Danian: 3 and a half baguettes

Danian: I don't like this house, the ground is made of plastic and ♥♥♥♥
Schroed: yes but so are my tits

Joe: TORNADO
Joe: OUTSIDE
Joe: BRB

Maarethyu: ♥♥♥♥ off alyx go build a table or something

Maarethyu: talking to jacob is like ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ a ♥♥♥♥♥ without condom

Blaze: after I burned the windows on a dvd I got an error

"Im searching for an idea but the only thing i can find is a 99% naked pic of my dad" - Maarethyu

"Their website is so ♥♥♥♥ that's it's easier to hack them than to actually use the website" - Maarethyu

Danian: oh ♥♥♥♥ maare
maare: ?
Danian: i did the winscp sync again and it ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ deleted ♥♥♥♥
Danian: pls tell me u have backup
Danian: I'm kidding don't lose your ♥♥♥♥ pls
maare: OH MY ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ GOD DUDE
maare: I WAS STANDING UP NEXT TO THE WINDOW

"Never asked nobody for a bj, i just yelled 'I wanna masturbate in your mouth' " - Maarethyu

Marky ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ - hyperdraft.com : It's incredibly cold here, I can barely type
Marky ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ - hyperdraft.com : All windows closed, heating on
Marky ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ - hyperdraft.com : It's like sitting in an igloo
Marky ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ - hyperdraft.com : I'll just put jc3 on for a bit and the heat from my cpu should heat my room up
MARKY ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ - HYPERDRAFT.COM IS NOW PLAYING JUST CAUSE 3

qschroed: the house always wins
qschroed: but not if the house is full of downies

Marky hyperdraft.com : Imagine being a spider, that's scared of spiders

Maarethyu: 1 liners are my favorites hobby

Maarethyu: What you've just said, is one of the most insanely idiotic thing I have ever heard. At no point, in your rambling incoherent response, where you even close to anything that could be considered as a rational tought. Every NSA agent reading us, is now dumber for having reading it. I award you no respect, and may God have mercy on your soul.

Maarethyu: you left the lantern on you piece of ♥♥♥♥

Maarethyu: i ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ love it, this is exactly what i needed, a guy with all the diseases, meming for us

Joe: I messaged MAARE in hopes of him telling me to go off myself
Joe: But no luck

Joe: god i am too good
Joe: ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ negotiate with me lilly
Joe: i'll ♥♥♥♥ your mom in the ass

Danian: beach is nice here dud, its like a madeira warmup lul
Maare: my warmup is dying of dryness while smelling like ♥♥♥♥ cuz of heat and dressing with a cardboard cuz washing machines is kill

Joe: so he can literally suck a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ golfball out of my ass

Joe: i'm gonna get some coffee and pour it over my face so i can hopefully waterboard myself

Me: unless you wanna get hit by Nico
Maarethyu: pff what is he gonna do, cut himself with his knife?

Maarethyu: THE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ELECTRICITY CUT WHILE I WAS READING THE WIKIPEDIA ARTICLE ABOUT OVERWATCH PORN

Maarethyu: You still need chemo, but after the hair loss, it's all fun and games

Maarethyu: im delaying coding by a bit because there is currently a lizard in my computer and i don't like it too much tbh


Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/user/11161134231/playlist/3yhDesNp4uACH08He1zxMy