Ay yo KFC what the ♥♥♥♥ is this. My burger looks like a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ bukkake video. I said "replace the spicy sauce with mayo" not "use all of the Mayo you've ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ got"

Who thought this was okay? Like which roasted toasted cooked ass ♥♥♥♥ looked at this and said "yep, this is the best burger I've made to date" and then king hit the ♥♥♥♥♥♥ with mayo.

WHERE TF IS THE CHICKEN :thinking: I wanna look at my KFC the way I look at my favourite pornstar. Not a star who lost her looks 20 years ago and her dignity when she was 12.

I unwrapped this burger with the enthusiasm of a 12 year old who's gonna see real life titties the first time. But then I got ♥♥♥♥♥♥ hit with the look of going down on a 40 year old who wears leather pants to get her youth back.

KFC get your ♥♥♥♥♥♥ act together or we gonna have to square up under the big colonel himself.

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1v1 me I ♥♥♥♥ your mom

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me and your mom

OK I ADMIT IT I LOVE YOU OK i ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ love you and it breaks my heart when I see you play with someone else i just want to be your girlfriend and put a heart in my profile linking to your profile and have a walltext of you commenting cute things i want to play video games talk in discord all night and watch a movie together but you just seem so uninterested in me it ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ kills me and i cant take it anymore i want to remove you but i care too much about you so please i'm begging you to either love me back or remove me and NEVER contact me again it hurts so much to say this because i need you by my side but if you don't love me then i want you to leave because seeing your icon in my friendlist would kill me everyday of my pathetic life

+rep, he pet my horse!

+rep, nice guy!