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405.1 hrs on record (104.3 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Escape from a mysterious, unknown threat in a circular escape pod to land on a random landmass which may or may not have open cliff faces that titter over a bottomless void (which if you accidentally fall into is actually surprisingly non-lethal) to maim and kill "innocent" creatures to receive an unknown yellow coin currency and rarely unknown blue coin currency to unlock random chests that give you items that give you alter your body to help you survive and to help you find a stone teleporter, activate said teleporter, and fight the big, bad, "innocent" boss monster and allow time for the teleporter to charge.

Once fully charged, the teleporter then mugs you of your money that you earnestly made in exchange for an experience of your past, future, or maybe distant present and warps you into another hazardous world where you do it all again with only one sole purpose... SURVIVE.

And in addition to all of the former shenanigans you must do to survive, the moment you landed, you miraculously pissed off fate itself as it tries to weave your demise into the fabric of reality by making the "innocent" creatures you slaughter miraculously grow stronger with each and every minute that goes by and knitting in more and more terrifying renditions of previously seen inhabitants except that they are now imbued with either deadly powers of fire, ice, lightning, or moss.

And even though you desperately cling to life, fate would have woven so many holes, stitches, creases, and burn marks into the fabric of reality that it will succeed in achieve in snuffing out your personal flame that is your life. Your corpse that remains after you pass on will be one of two results: It will either lie discarded on the ground, marked with the burnishes of war as scratches, burns, and bruises from many of the innocent inhabitants you slaughtered littered among your remains and contorted beyond recognition or it will disappear a flash of white sparks, whisked away into alternate reality of the unknown just because you decide to meddle with some powerful but cursed items that exude a light bluish light.

And then you wake up, standing in what appears to be a metal corridor, maybe a storage bay, with crates and iron boxes around you with a faint red lamp that illuminates the room in a muddy red light. You realize that light means something is wrong on the ship you are standing in and you must escape immediately. You run to a circular escape pod that looks familiar... As you enter inside of it, you see a green button that signifies you are ready for launch. But do you press it... and what are these blue coins in your pocket?

TL:DR: BUY THE GAME, PLAY THE GAME, EMBRACE THE GAME.

PS: While I did get this game for free from one of my friends, it was so much fun that I bought this game twice more for my other friends. I highly recommend you play this game with friends as well.
Posted July 2, 2019.
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3,336.1 hrs on record (1,701.8 hrs at review time)
A excellent game if you want to work as a team with friends or test out the economy with its trading system
Posted November 22, 2013.
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