Have you ever had a dream that you, um, you had, your, you- you could, you’ll do, you- you wants, you, you could do so, you- you’ll do, you could- you, you want, you want them to do you so much you could do anything?

WARNING! Carry on reading! Or you will bust a fat nut, even if you only looked at the word warning! Once there was a little girl called Clarissa, she was ten-years-old (but 2000 years old in anime world) and she lived in a mental hospital, because she fingered her mom and anal fisted her dad. She got so bad she went to eat out all the staff in the hospital so the More- government decided that best idea was to get rid of her so they set up a special room to make her squirt in, but it went wrong the machine they were using went wrong. And she sat there in agony for hours until she died. Now every week on the day of her death she returns to the person that reads this letter, on a monday night at 12:00a.m. She creeps into your room and ♥♥♥♥♥ you slowly, by checking your prostate and watching you ♥♥♥ to death. Now send this to ten other profiles on this one site, and she will haunt someone else who doesn't. This isn't fake.

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-rep sounds british, actually polish

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