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It's COOL to be gay!
Post this on the wall of a homosexual friend and tell them how COOL they are :)
Hey Cx
*smells weird smell*
huh...?
*sniffs you*
*smells another furry*
Were you with another husky ;-;
*starts to cry*
beep: ur goin down kid
beep: *yiffs*
beep: *nuzzle nuzzle* mrraawwhh~
The listing follows
- 1x Monster Horse Dildo (12') $89.99
- 1x Ultra HD Backdoor Sluts 9 $12.99
- 6x Magnum condoms (Small) $24.45
- 5x Bananas $7.00
- 5x Cucumbers $4.00
- 1x FeelsLikeBlood Lube Bottle 750ml $19.99
- 1x Next day shipping $45.00
Game consoles are for those who want to entertain themselves.
I once tried using a PC - it was an absolute nightmare! (those who create these various versions don't exactly make them for the novice; they wrongly assume EVERYONE is a Geek) And using it was WORSE!!! Besides, I've ALWAYS used XBox, and it's too late to teach this old dog new tricks. And when PCs become as easy to use as XBox, games are as easy to load into PC as it is for XBox, and there's Halo 2 ported to PC (or better still, XBox games are compatible with PC), THEN I'll use it And You PC-ers DARE to accuse Bill Gates of being the 'Antichrist'?! At least he makes his game consoles EASY to buy & use!!!
So, until then, I say:
GET THEE BEHIND ME, PC-SATAN!!!
i know you want to know all about me, so lets start with the juicy parts first! my fursona is a 5' 7" male ape with black fur, except the gimmick is that it only covers a few areas (like the head and the chest!). also i find tails weird so he doesn't have one. i havent been able to commision any art or buy a fursuit, so i tried drawing him myself to give you an idea what he looks like!
i like men with female attributes (i dont know why but replacing the penis with a vagina is kinda hot).
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╠╬╬╬╣OK! WHO ATE MY
╠╬╬╬╣CHOCOLATE!!
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