eggs and cigars make great hanukkah gifts

-rep

dont u hate it when ur takin a ♥♥♥♥ then a worm crawls up your ass

Why is there anal on my sweater?!?!

When the economy falls... When civilization dies... When the world is in ruins... There is but one man you can trust... This... is not him, but he's the next best thing. In the sense that if you ever need someone dead and fed to honey badgers this is the guy to talk to. Same with if you need a meth lab guarded. This is your man!

adolf hitler