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Actually, futa can be made less gay than straight porn. You see, straight porn has one guy and one girl. Because you're fapping to something with one guy in it, that's 50% gay. If you watch futa ♥♥♥♥ a girl, that's one girl and a half girl, thus only 25% gay. You could make it 0% gay with two girls but the problem is, that makes them lesbian, which wraps back to being 100% gay.

i bet he's only 14. i bet he lives in a cruddy, small, closet-sized bedroom with nothing but a windows 7 laptop he got for his 13th birthday from his uncle, notably being his only gift. he screeches and squeals at his parents to get off of the living room TV so he can watch his ponies, and binges entire seasons every night. and when it's time for bed, the ear-shattering screaming continues, because he wants to watch all of the cool anime before he goes to his special needs school in the morning. not even his fellow special needs acquaintances like him, though. the only friends he has are innocent bystanders he's been able to guilt-trip into feeling sorry for him. however, upon discovering smutty, skanky, ♥♥♥-licking lesbian porn, he realizes what he wants most of all; a girlfriend.

yes, a source for the long-needed succ. one of his only friends just so happens to have a girlfriend that would be the girl of the fluttershy-♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ weeb's dreams. japanese, slender, petite. long, flowy hair. a taste for video games, even. maybe she would be interested in playing his half-functional shrek plug-and-play? no matter what, he was destined to finally get a girl. his friend didn't deserve her, he thought. "she's gonna be my little pony", he roared! the sudden burst of hatred for his friend was booming! he was keeping the ultraweeb's girl away from him; and now, he was going to use his bronyweeb powers, and guilt-trip him once again, for the sake of the succ

me
to u
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3/5/17

ok caed, u n me both no i love u wit all my hart. but y r u never talk 2 me?
we culd b luverz 4ever XD u dont liek me but is ok bcuz i no u will ♥♥♥ around (not liek that XD) eye c u onlyne all the time n mesage u but u nevr repsond 2 me n i cri evrytiem. pls just repsond caed. u must relly liek me 2 bcuz u r playin hard 2 get XD

2day i herd a song n it made me think of u in the car n my mom said 'wats rong' n i said 'caed no likey me nymore' n she say 'shut up doofus' n i say ok but inside i cri so hard. i think of u when i slep n wake up, then at brekfest i eat ur favorite foods cause i no u wuld apretchiate it if u new i did it. pls repsond 2 this so i wont do cry nymore caed.