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vixi Aug 4, 2017 @ 1:18pm

the best way to get a spider to stop coming in your house is to flip it over and suck its ♥♥♥♥. Carry a spatula around and when you see one, flip it onto its back. They're surprisingly docile once they're in that position. all you need to do is gently press on its abdomen to retract its penis. It will be small approximately the size of a pencil eraser. Use the tip of your tongue to manipulate it to full erection, then suck with your lips until it ejaculates usually 30-45 minutes later. If you don't feel the rush of semen you will know by its legs scratching playfully at your face when it gets oversensitive afterwards.The trick is not to swallow the spider semen. Trust me, I know it will be tempting. But no, pick up the spider and let him outside, then drool its ejaculate near the entrances to your house. Spiders are highly promiscuous, and its semen mixed with your saliva will signal him to move on to another house. Spiders do NOT like to get their ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ by the same person twice

Skarm Feb 5, 2017 @ 2:06pm

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Skarm Aug 28, 2015 @ 2:25pm

Uh... Dad... Why do you ♥♥♥ on your son

Skarm Aug 16, 2015 @ 11:20pm

U HAVE BEEN VISITED BY A BRAVE WARRIOR OF ISLAM

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U MUST HELP HIM ON HIS QUEST TO DISPOSE INFIDELS, COPY N PASTE THIS TOO 72 OTHER PROFILES……………… OR YOU'RE HOUSE WILL BE BOMBED AT MIDNIGHT…………………..

Skarm Jul 19, 2015 @ 12:15am

BurD.