add me dumbass

:( he hates me

SOOooooooooo

-wep howwible fwiwned. wowud not wecommend uwu

not to brag but I’m probably eggys oldest friend

fun fact: if you rearrange Adren you can spell A nerd

:3

Hey chief. I don't know if you remember me but we used to play Deathrun, Jailbreak, and a ♥♥♥♥ ton of tf2 stuff. Me, you, and Chris.
I was pretty damn cringeworthy, but I miss us 3 all having a great time.

Okay that's my nostalgia based sadness on a dead profile have a good life thanks for listening to my TED Talk.

I feel like your profile is going to be some art piece or historic piece when I become super rich or a school shooter or some ♥♥♥♥, something interesting is bound to happen yknow?

I liked this boy in my art class and found out through some mutual friends that he lived a few blocks from me. So instead of just talking to him at school like a sane person would I decided Id get his attention by sneaking out of my house at 4am with a big bag of garbage, walking all the way to his house, throwing the garbage all over his lawn, then ringing his doorbell and running back home. The next day at school I asked him if anything weird happened at his house last night, when he said yeah I revealed that I was the one who "pranked" his family last night. He just awkwardly said "oh okay." and didn't talk to me for a few months after that. What the ♥♥♥♥ was I thinking?

I’m having suicidal tendencies without anyone to talk to 😢

mayo was here 2018/8/26

its that time again when eggy goes back to school and leaves me all alone with my thoughts

false alarm hes still alive n bein a ♥♥♥♥♥♥

rip. eggy has given into depression and finally killed himself. about time

-rep noob trader dont trade!

🥚🍳

https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/3/30/Heavy_cheers07.wav?t=20100630132853 I found it

Officially dead :c *sad hoovie sound*

sometimes I ask myself, "egg?"

anal

egg

mayo's slow descent to madness since eggy died, all documented on my profile comments

leggo my eggo

One egg, one life, one story. Experience life through the eyes of Egg!

DJ e-e-eggyster

:'( I remember this one time where Egg wasn't dead.

egg dead

I can?

no ): u can delete me if u want...

are you even alive?

wasd

kind of egg

Egg

42 (forty-two) is the natural number that succeeds 41 and precedes 43.

Egg

what can ya do

laur is ded

:( ignores me now

Kind of a dead profile lol XD kill yourself hahahahahahaha egg more like eggplant

Carley says I suck :( that's rude!!!!!!!!!!

throw it again i didnt catch it captain

if u dont catch it, im blocking u

one day im gonna change it to 'mia ♥♥♥♥♥♥ sucks' for 10 minutes and change it back

Is it weird to read eggs profile when he's at school or asleep? I just do it like once every hour (;

egg ur never gonna text mia again when school starts :(

such an egg

:)