It's beginning to look a lot like murder...
Everywhere you go!

Senpai's bothersome childhood friend is flirting with him again...
She wants him, but I'll never let him go!

It's beginning to look a lot like murder...
Lots of blood and gore!

But the prettiest sight to see is Senpai beneath a tree!
The boy I adore!

A rusty pipe made of lead and a blow to the head...
Will take care of Kokona-chan!

A shiny sharp axe and one glorious whack...
To eliminate Osana-chan!

Oh golly, I can hardly wait for school to start again!

It's beginning to look a lot like murder...
Everywhere you go!

Well, I could send her straight to hell, or just get her expelled...

It's beginning to look a lot like murder...
Killing is an art!

Won't you please stop your struggling? You know I just want one thing...
To carve out your heart!