I will name my son Arlex.
On a completely unrelated note, I love cookies. And humor.

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An exerpt of a conversation between me and Nigerian Asscheeks:
*we trade*
Nigerian Asscheeks: Theeerre we go
zafizzle: Well, great!
Nigerian Asscheeks: I love you
zafizzle: Good luck on acquiring more
Nigerian Asscheeks: Have fun out there. Hopefully you can tug other's asscheeks as much as you did mine.
Nigerian Asscheeks: And as always, may Firm Nipples be with you.
zafizzle: As with you, sir
zafizzle: :D
Nigerian Asscheeks: Now, I am off! You can keep me added, of course, but I must go fight CRIME. (By fight Crime I mean comb my Cats Fur, but you catch my drift)
zafizzle: Yus I do
Nigerian Asscheeks: May your next hour or so be amazing. The rest of your day can't be as good though, sorry.
zafizzle: Well, thank- aaaaaw
zafizzle: Again with the humor! where do you get all this?
Nigerian Asscheeks: Well, it all started when my Uncle and my 2nd grade teacher were taking a bath...
Nigerian Asscheeks: On a plane
zafizzle: Okay...
Nigerian Asscheeks: A snake hit my uncle, killing him instantly.
zafizzle: Ooh.
Nigerian Asscheeks: I vowed, on that day, to take baths in khakis
Nigerian Asscheeks: And so I dod
zafizzle: Oh, man
zafizzle: You're great
Nigerian Asscheeks: Ok, my toenails are in pain from all that wonderful storytelling, I can tell more stories later. I really do have to comb my cat.
Nigerian Asscheeks: Good luck, samuel
Nigerian Asscheeks is now Offline.