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Nero Aug 8, 2019 @ 7:06pm 
This guy has aimbot on csgo 100%
pendejo May 13, 2019 @ 10:05pm 
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DiscoBiscuit Jan 13, 2019 @ 5:01pm 
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DiscoBiscuit Nov 27, 2017 @ 1:22am 
Here lies Skel3t0ned

I cri

I die

Goodbye
DiscoBiscuit Aug 23, 2017 @ 11:05pm 
spaghetti is not a vegetable
DiscoBiscuit Aug 13, 2017 @ 8:29pm 
hi every1 im new here in my garage with my new ✨LAMBORGHINI🏎!!!!!!! holds up⬆️ spork🍴 What the 🍆♥♥♥♥🍑 did you just 👉�👌♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ say about me, you little👌👌 good ♥♥♥♥ you little good ♥♥♥♥ you little 👌👌 good ♥♥♥♥? shut you the ♥♥♥♥ UP F*GGOT❌ teleports around and shoots beams at you🔫👾 I’ll have you know I 🎓graduated🎓 🔝 of my class in the 🐳Navy Seals🐳⚓️⚓️, and I’ve been involved in numerous🔢 🙊secret🔎 🔥RAIDS💥 on 💣Al-Quaeda👳🏽, and I have over 3⃣💯 confirmed 📘📗bookshelves📚. thats ✔️ some impressive👌👌♥♥♥♥ right👌👌th 👌 ere👌👌👌 right✔️there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) isn't it?
DiscoBiscuit Jul 20, 2017 @ 4:58pm 
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DiscoBiscuit Jul 3, 2017 @ 10:55pm 
HOTA HOTA HOTA HOTA HOTA
DiscoBiscuit Jun 17, 2017 @ 9:59pm 
:corporatebranding::csgoglobe::tyger:h:eeee::Retaliation:fuc:K::LIS_brush:ng :csgostar: :csgob::csgoglobe:y
LilAssCass Jun 4, 2017 @ 10:18pm 
Are yall finish or are yall done?!
DiscoBiscuit Apr 24, 2017 @ 1:06am 
What's this you've said to me, my good friend? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in conflict resolution, and I've been involved in numerous friendly discussions, and I have over 300 confirmed friends. I am trained in polite discussions and I'm the top mediator in the entire neighborhood. You are worth more to me than just another target. I hope we will come to have a friendship never before seen on this Earth. . As we speak I am contacting my good friends across the USA and your P.O. box is being traced right now so you better prepare for the greeting cards, friend. If only you could have known what kindness and love your little comment was about to bring you, maybe you would have reached out sooner. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now we get to start a new friendship, you unique person. I will give you gifts and you might have a hard time keeping up. You're finally living, friend.
DiscoBiscuit Mar 2, 2016 @ 11:15pm 
DIS MY HOMIE
DiscoBiscuit Mar 1, 2016 @ 6:46pm 
:happymeat::reusgreed::boxing:
DiscoBiscuit Nov 21, 2015 @ 5:06am 
neato
chicken joe Nov 1, 2015 @ 9:24pm 
+rep badass
✪ Newl #StayAtHome Nov 1, 2015 @ 5:14pm 
+rep , Good trader ! go with smooth !
Billy Oct 6, 2015 @ 8:46pm 
+rep fast trader
goart Sep 30, 2015 @ 7:24pm 
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YOU HAVE JUST BEEN ♥♥♥♥♥ SLAPPED!!!!! YOU ARE NOW
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YOU ARE NOW PLAYING THE ♥♥♥♥♥ SLAPPING GAME
Jmasters Sep 16, 2015 @ 2:45pm 
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cancerstudent Jul 19, 2015 @ 3:53pm 
+rep great trader
DiscoBiscuit Jul 2, 2015 @ 10:31pm 
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In Soviet Russia. . .
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skeletone Jun 2, 2015 @ 3:25pm 
lmao
depressed but im lit Jun 2, 2015 @ 11:59am 
You just had to ♥♥♥♥ up my record of time spent without a profile comment. I was one month away from a whole year
Jmasters May 28, 2015 @ 12:32pm 
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Jmasters May 16, 2015 @ 3:04pm 
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Zuuby Feb 22, 2015 @ 8:41pm 
+rep quick and easy trade!
Ironstac Feb 1, 2015 @ 9:40pm 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vg94xQDtbaE Because you asked about it before.
Jmasters Oct 24, 2014 @ 9:53am 
My name Dimitri Baryshnikov. I grow up in small farm to have make potatos. Father say "Dimitri, potato harvest is bad. Need you to have play professional Doto in Amerikanski for make money for head-scarf for babushka." I bring honor to komrade and babushka. Sorry for is not have English. Plz no cykapasta.
Jmasters Sep 26, 2014 @ 3:51pm 
Hai my name is Pho King Yu and I from du Vietnam, My mum and dad eat pho and born me, they said dun u watch dote just make and eating that pho and one day u will help famry bisnes, but i dont like pho just want to be profesh like dondo please eat my famry's pho so i have money to bye my own team maybe own that Naver and get Pubby to teach me how to Contro that black gai rider I beg for the pho god that you peepl no copy pasterino cappui
Jmasters Sep 25, 2014 @ 12:54pm 
♥♥♥ This is a windmill of friendship ♥♥♥ Copy and paste this if you also love your friends ♥♥♥
Jmasters Sep 15, 2014 @ 3:08pm 
Smokeythis is your wife Suk Deek. After seeing you get violated I am ashamed to be your wife. So I go to your brother SmukeyDaBear's potato farm and ♥♥♥♥ him and I am pregnant with Smukey's child.
Jmasters Sep 14, 2014 @ 8:36am 
REKT checklist☐ Not REKT ☑ REKT ☑ REKTangle ☑ SHREKT ☑ REKT-it Ralph ☑ Total REKTall ☑ The Lord of the REKT ☑ The Usual SusREKTs ☑ North by NorthREKT ☑ REKT to the Future ☑ Once Upon a Time in the REKT ☑ The Good, the Bad, and the REKT ☑ LawREKT of Arabia ☑ Tyrannosaurus REKT ☑ eREKTile dysfunction
Jmasters Sep 12, 2014 @ 3:50pm 
The dog came out to ♥♥♥♥♥♥ up. What have I done.
Jmasters Sep 12, 2014 @ 3:50pm 
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Jmasters Sep 10, 2014 @ 4:21pm 
HOLA IM AM 24 FROM PERU, I HAVE NEW CHAMPEON IDEA, HIS NAME IS PABLITO_XD_69 AND HIS ULTIMAT IS HE RUNS RLY FAST AND STEELS EVERY1 GOLD, SORY FOR EL BAD INGLESH, PLEASE NO COPYER CONCHATUMARE (JAJA =.= .I.)
Jmasters Sep 7, 2014 @ 10:41am 
Hello SmokeyDaBear, my name is Yu Sak ♥♥♥♥, im 27 years old, I live in farmers village in China. Everyone in my village have around 700 MMR, but my MMR is 1232, so as you can see im pretty skilled player! I want to invite you join my DOTA team to play in our local tournament. There will be more than 500 teams from all nearby villages, all games are best of 5. The grand prize is 2 bags of rice and a goat. Please help us win, friend!
Jmasters Aug 28, 2014 @ 4:40pm 
4 1/2 hours until doomsday. I can already see the angry reddit threads and ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ GIFF TECHIES posts now. The community will do everything in their power to get what they want, and when they dont, the world as we know it will come to an end. There is little hope for us now, time is growing short and the update is apearing to be less and less of a reality. No game will be safe from /r/Dota 2's wrath, they will assult car dealership's customer service lines and flood the boards of 4chan with their dota memes. Only Icefrog, master of balence, can save us now. but who knows if he will be so merciful. I slowly await the coming armageddon, cherish your memories, protect the ones you love, the end is coming.........
Jmasters Aug 21, 2014 @ 7:13pm 
Once upon a time, I opened a LoL game. I entered the game, and I was promptly greeted by another player. I noticed it was a female player and I was pleasantly surprised. I told her of my great love for the female anatomy, particularly the breasts and the backside. To my surprise, she told me she also enjoyed these things. It was then that I realised, I was playing League of Lesbians...
Jmasters Aug 18, 2014 @ 7:17pm 
Day 322 still no techies. I take Gyro in all pick and max missile pretend i'm a real terrorist but i can't fool myself forever. supplies are running low. I will not last so much longer, I will commite suicide like the 3rd skill of Techies, somebody please help me , I beg.
Jmasters Aug 12, 2014 @ 8:38pm 
Albert Einstein, one of the greatest minds to ever live, was once perplexed by the speed at which Arteezy was able to farm. Seemingly impossible GPMs of 800+ every game were consistently observed, leading to the hypothesis that this was no fluke. Einstein spent the last years of his life trying to prove the ability of Arteezy's farm existed within the laws of science. Critics laughed at his efforts, claiming that Arteezy's farm was an undeniable act of divine intervention. It wasn't until the end when Einstein found the answer. On his deathbed, Einstein spent the last seconds of his life jotting down what is now the world's most infamous scientific formula. r=tz²
Jmasters Aug 12, 2014 @ 4:31pm 
Smokey this is your Mother. After seeing you be violated in that disgusting match where you played Pudge, your father I have decided to send you back to China to work on your Uncles (suk ma dek)potato farm and to marry your beautiful cousin Chun-Li. I'm sorry Smokey but DOTA just isn't for you.NO COPY PASTERINO PLS
Jmasters Aug 6, 2014 @ 5:42pm 
where do i start. This game has ruined my social life. I spend every day on this game, training, waiting, and drinking trought my mountain dew, to one day become the greatest. My dad said to me, "Son youll never be dondo." I said to my father, "Dad i mid, or i feed." My dad drop to the ground in tears, screaming at the all mighty gabe newell, begging for hes son back, but it was to late. I was already back on dota, at mid, blaming my team for sucking. This game is why i wake up, why i masterbate, why i decide that masterbating while playing is a good idea. Thank you for such an amazing game, without this game i will have nothing to get mad
Jmasters Jul 23, 2014 @ 6:41pm 
R.I.P yung smoky. #Alwaysremember #Choloboys2014