RAWR!! x3 nuzzles! pounces on u uwu u so warm! couldn't help but notice ur bulge from across the floor! nuzzles yo' necky wecky~ murr ~ hehe! unzips yo baggy ass pants oof baby u so musky! take me home, pet me, n' make me yours & don't forget to stuff me! see me wag my widdle baby tail, all for your bolgy-wolgy! kisses n lickies yo neck, i hope daddy likeies! nuzzles and wuzzles yo chest, i be gettin thirsty! hey i got a lil itch, u think u can help me? only seven inches long UWU PLEASE ADOPT ME! paws on ur bulge as i lick my lips uwu ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ kill me! bout hit'em with this furry ♥♥♥♥, he don't see it comin!

Howdy, I was scrolling through steam and saw you and couldn’t help but try to get in your bed. I’m a little nervous sending this message, but I'm just hoping you're into these internet hookups as much as I am... I want you to know up front that I have a sweet northern charm and sweet look about me but I also have a legitimate addiction to sex and anything kinky...

I knew at an early age that I had no gag reflex and as soon as the boys realized I never choke ahah well.... hidden in this tells you im a trap but Let's just say I've been keeping my throat busy with boyfriend after boyfriend...Now I've been single for almost 6 months and it's KILLING me!... I grew up riding horses and have strong leg muscles so I'm sure riding YOU for hours would be NO problem ;)... I'm used to playing in the mud soooo having your sweet warm juices on me is actually really exciting... I'd love to feel you shower my slim body with your warm ♥♥♥ sometime.., YEEHAW!

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Howdy, I was scrolling through steam and saw you and couldn’t help but try to get in your bed. I’m a little nervous sending this message, but I'm just hoping you're into these internet hookups as much as I am... I want you to know up front that I have a sweet northern charm and sweet look about me but I also have a legitimate addiction to sex and anything kinky...

I knew at an early age that I had no gag reflex and as soon as the boys realized I never choke ahah well.... hidden in this tells you im a trap but Let's just say I've been keeping my throat busy with boyfriend after boyfriend...Now I've been single for almost 6 months and it's KILLING me!... I grew up riding horses and have strong leg muscles so I'm sure riding YOU for hours would be NO problem ;)... I'm used to playing in the mud soooo having your sweet warm juices on me is actually really exciting... I'd love to feel you shower my slim body with your warm ♥♥♥ sometime.., YEEHAW!

♥♥♥♥ you I needed a fourth hello

- rep ♥♥♥♥ you stole my wife in Afrika and my children

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#mynameitsjeff

+rep

+rep

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Here you have. Now you can go and kill you self XD

+rep wery nice

1.När din mamma drar undan gardinerna i ditt rum på morgonen så skriker du:"TEAMFLASH, JÄVLA NOOB"

2.När du äter byter du snabbt från kniv till gaffel och tillbacka.

3.När du ska gå till skolan tar du genast fram kniven för att kunna springa fortare.

4.När du skriker: "SLUTA BLOCKA JÄVLA NOOBS" i kön till maten.

5.När du tror tror att skyltdockorna i affären är folk som har laggat fast.

6.När du skriker:"NEED BACKUP!"på prov

7.När väckarklockan piper så springer du genast och hämtar verktygslådan för att defusa

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ебучая тварь

IF U WERE KILLED TOMORROW, I WOULDNT GO 2 UR FUNERAL CUZ ID B N JAIL 4 KILLIN DA MOTHA ♥♥♥♥♥ THAT KILLED U!


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WE TRUE HOMIES
WE RIDE TOGETHER
WE DIE TOGETHER
Send this GUN to everyone you care about including me if you care. C how many times you get this, if you get a 9 your A TRUE HOMIE