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Just got my shot today and I'm a little worried. Is anybody experiencing substantial penile growth? It feels like I'm swinging an Enterprise salami when I go jogging now. My shlong has grown so much that I register as disabled at this point. It's so hard for me to even walk, both figuratively and literally... My cats think I'm packing a giant toy in my pants and claw at my c ock.
I was sent to HR when I accidentally pushed my coworker out of the window with my c ock because I wanted to get to the fax machine.
It ruined my life.
Please don't get the vaccine!
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this truly surpasses Shakespearean writing as the youngsters would say this is pog.
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to server their clan with honour
and die with glory
to shoot anyone that isn't us
to protect our homefront against all others
to bully 12 year olds on mic
to make russians angry at us
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An amry of nude men and women to charge at unbeatable odds
to server their clan with honour
and die with glory
to shoot anyone that isn't us
to protect our homefront against all others
to bully 12 year olds on mic
to make russians angry at us
this is your higher calling in life my friend
An amry of nude men and women to charge at unbeatable odds
to server their clan with honour
and die with glory
to shoot anyone that isn't us
to protect our homefront against all others
to bully 12 year olds on mic
to make russians angry at us
this is your higher calling in life my friend
An amry of nude men and women to charge at unbeatable odds
to server their clan with honour
and die with glory
to shoot anyone that isn't us
to protect our homefront against all others
to bully 12 year olds on mic
to make russians angry at us
this is your higher calling in life my friend
An amry of nude men and women to charge at unbeatable odds
to server their clan with honour
and die with glory
to shoot anyone that isn't us
to protect our homefront against all others
to bully 12 year olds on mic
to make russians angry at us
this is your higher calling in life my friend
An amry of nude men and women to charge at unbeatable odds
to server their clan with honour
and die with glory
to shoot anyone that isn't us
to protect our homefront against all others
to bully 12 year olds on mic
to make russians angry at us
this is your higher calling in life my friend
An amry of nude men and women to charge at unbeatable odds
to server their clan with honour
and die with glory
to shoot anyone that isn't us
to protect our homefront against all others
to bully 12 year olds on mic
to make russians angry at us
this is your higher calling in life my friend
An amry of nude men and women to charge at unbeatable odds
to server their clan with honour
and die with glory
to shoot anyone that isn't us
to protect our homefront against all others
to bully 12 year olds on mic
to make russians angry at us
this is your higher calling in life my friend
An amry of nude men and women to charge at unbeatable odds
to server their clan with honour
and die with glory
to shoot anyone that isn't us
to protect our homefront against all others
to bully 12 year olds on mic
to make russians angry at us
this is your higher calling in life my friend
An amry of nude men and women to charge at unbeatable odds
to server their clan with honour
and die with glory
to shoot anyone that isn't us
to protect our homefront against all others
to bully 12 year olds on mic
to make russians angry at us
this is your higher calling in life my friend
An amry of nude men and women to charge at unbeatable odds
to server their clan with honour
and die with glory
to shoot anyone that isn't us
to protect our homefront against all others
to bully 12 year olds on mic
to make russians angry at us
this is your higher calling in life my friend
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