Please stop sending me random invites. I have literally no interest in trading my stuff.

Some out of context quotes from my good friend MindMessiah:

"Grass grows, sun shines, and costruction workers GET ABSOLUTELY NOTHING DONE, THE LAZY ♥♥♥♥♥." - accurate summary of Tropico 4

"I can only imagine people's reactions if you offered to show them your 12-inch Flygon."

"I ask myself the same question sometimes. Then I either find something funny on the internet or jack off and the feeling goes away."

"I watch porn for the deep and engaging character drama, not for the irreverent humour."

"Nope. Everyone's got at least one really weird fetish that their significant other wouldn't even consider."

"It's just one of those days where you see ♥♥♥♥♥ in everything."

"Ah, the classical era. It seems as if we are only just entering a time as sexually unhinged as that of the ancient Greeks and Romans."

"Curry or Anal Sex, it's a choice no man should be forced to choose"

"See, you're more of a man than I am now. I'm going to have to start wearing dresses again."

"I can't go to the toilet with cats watching. It's like a weird version of stage fright."

"I've heard every single sheep ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ joke in the book by this point."

"On a related note, I think I'll be changing my online handle to VaginaCannon."

"If I'm ever rich and famous I am totally going to send all of my friends dildos. Just so the postman gives them weird looks."

"And suddenly the terms morning toast and morning wood become synonymous."

"Talk about poor man's porn. Though I guess he's not really poor if he can literally jack off over a pile of money."

"I don't look smashing in anything, but a dress does accentuate my figure somewhat."

" I think I have that bookmarked somewhere in my infinite folder of "I blame Pippi"."

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